The second-worst poetry in the universe is of course the poetry of Gargalon IV from the planet Zeyphor which when read caused four intergalactic officers to commit suicide on the spot. The minister of art only survived by gnawing off three of it's five legs during the reading. Before the reading poet could even get to the final line, his vocalbox snapped in protest and strangled him for what it was made to do.
But even this poetry is not as bad as that filth you make.
Unstopppppable, wat,cha,ble, Your time is, now, Your inside's, out, Honey, how you grewwwww, And if we stick together, Who knows what we'll do, It was always the plan, To put the world in your hand...
*Insane cackling*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Inhale*
CouldIinterest, you in everything, All of the time?A bit of everything, All of the timmmmeeeee?Apathy's, a, tragedy, And boredom is a crimeeeeee,Anything and everything,All of the time.
*10x speed*
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything?
All of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom
Is
A
crimmmeeee
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
𝓐𝓵𝓵 𝓞𝓯 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓲𝓶𝓮!
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Really? Now you're gonna say that I have some big massive secret that only a few select people like, idk, you and Drummer are allowed to know, and it's all one big conspiracy
*DOOT!*
I love this song!
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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What is the best and worst doom port?
Hello, I’m The mighty Dragon bard!
Music nerd, bookworm, dragon lover and avid shoe wearer. I also like drawing and playing guitar.
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The second-worst poetry in the universe is of course the poetry of Gargalon IV from the planet Zeyphor which when read caused four intergalactic officers to commit suicide on the spot. The minister of art only survived by gnawing off three of it's five legs during the reading. Before the reading poet could even get to the final line, his vocalbox snapped in protest and strangled him for what it was made to do.
But even this poetry is not as bad as that filth you make.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Is that from Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy?
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Based on it yes XD
I am also here.
Am snek.
Unstopppppable, wat,cha,ble, Your time is, now, Your inside's, out, Honey, how you grewwwww, And if we stick together, Who knows what we'll do, It was always the plan, To put the world in your hand...
*Insane cackling*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Inhale*
Could I interest, you in everything, All of the time? A bit of everything, All of the timmmmeeeee? Apathy's, a, tragedy, And boredom is a crimeeeeee, Anything and everything, All of the time.
*10x speed*
Could I interest you in everything?
All of the time?
A little bit of everything?
All of the time?
Apathy's a tragedy
And boredom
Is
A
crimmmeeee
Anything and everything
And anything and everything
And anything and everything
𝓐𝓵𝓵 𝓞𝓯 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓲𝓶𝓮!
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
As you can probably tell, I was bored
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I can tell
I am also here.
Am snek.
ROAD WORK AHEAD?
Uh, yeah I sure hope it does.
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
Wines and Alcohols
Name
Origin
Price
Type
Description
Arkhi
Centaurs
Varies
Fermented Milk
A milk-based alcoholic drink favored by nomads.
Barman’s Daughter
Allegoy
1gp
Mix
A mixed drink of vodka and buttermilk.
Dwarven Ale
Dwarfhome
Varies
Strong Ale
An alcoholic beer so strong that only dwarves and those immune to poison can drink it. Others will get sick and might die.
Golden Rose
Port-au-Vin
200gp
Rosé
An expensive rosé wine.
Hunter’s White
Port-au-Vin
25gp
Dry White
A port-au-vinan wine celebrating the hunter’s faction.
Ice Wine
Last Fort
100gp
Sweet White
A wine made from frozen grapes that is always icey cold no matter how much it is heated.
Mind Numbing Wine
Duergars
5gp
Sparkling Black
A black wine that breaks the psychic defenses of those that drink it.
Munson’s Fines
Port-au-Vin
10gp
Multiple Wines
Noble wine sold cheap, available in Red, White, Sparkling and Rosé
Orange Spirit
Port-au-Vin
2gp
Vodka
A curious vodka that acquires an orange glow during its fermentation.
Poor Man’s Bacchus Red
Cult of Dionysus
50gp
Dry Red
A cheaper version of Bacchus Red
Real Bacchus Red
Cult of Dionysus
50pp
Dry Red
The most expensive dry red wine in the world.
Saba Red
Port-au-Vin
25gp
Fruity Red
A port-au-vinan wine celebrating the princess faction.
Stonehearth Special
Nightfall City
5sp
Mead
A somewhat expensive Mead brewed by Thorfinn.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Why do I suddenly crave Arkhi and the Mind Numbing Wine?
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*just wanted to say that I hate Star Wars and love Star Trek.*
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*sorry, my sister took my computer!!!*
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*Ignore that post! Thought nobody would see it lol! Instead, her dumb prank worked it seems*
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Quoting this so we forever have proof of your real favorite
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
NOOOOOO! That's not true, that's impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Really? Now you're gonna say that I have some big massive secret that only a few select people like, idk, you and Drummer are allowed to know, and it's all one big conspiracy
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