“Swindle? I said ploy, not swindle! I got my hands on some elemental stones a while back, and now is the best time to sell them with prices rising like this! I’d be happy to sell them to you if you wanted, but I’m hooked up with some nice halfling noble. He’s really cool, I’m doing the trade in a few days. It’ll fetch a high price.”
"Is it the Nelan family? Zalos Nelan?!?!" Debulus yells. Debulus then mutters about something, not as under his breath as he would've liked. "Those Nelan's have been out to get us for a long time! Why are they so tall! They shouldn't even be called halflings!"
“Swindle? I said ploy, not swindle! I got my hands on some elemental stones a while back, and now is the best time to sell them with prices rising like this! I’d be happy to sell them to you if you wanted, but I’m hooked up with some nice halfling noble. He’s really cool, I’m doing the trade in a few days. It’ll fetch a high price.”
"Is it the Nelan family? Zalos Nelan?!?!" Debulus yells. Debulus then mutters about something, not as under his breath as he would've liked. "Those Nelan's have been out to get us for a long time! Why are they so tall! They shouldn't even be called halflings!"
Does this seem genuine? Insight: 29 plus 2
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[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It is genuine. I don't even need to roll, Debulus could never beat that.
There is a family of taller then usual halflings named Nelan that Debulus, and his entire family, believes is out to get them. Debulus particularly doesn't like Zalos Nelan, a member of that family around his age. Debulus thinks Zalos is scheming and evil. He thinks that Zalos is trying to destroy his entire family. Zalos in actuality is quite a nice person, but Debulus doesn't know that.
(Great! Debulus loses all his money again. Also, how much is a gold piece worth?)
"What! Don't you know the Nelan family is evil? How could you sell it to them? Well, nevermind!" Debulus takes his bag and empties it. gold spills out onto the table and a few other trinkets fall out. There is also a few tasty snacks.. "I will buy the stone! There's almost a hundred gold there and the trinkets are worth 15 each! The snacks mine though. Also, don't sell to the Nelan's ever again!"
“Oh! Evil? I had no idea, I’m so sorry! Here’s your stone, I’ll tell Zalos the deal is off.” He sweeps up the gold and gives Debulus a stone. It looks normal, but has a silver stripe running through it, and when Debulus looks at it, he can see a little face, but when he blinks, the face is gone.
*I love Dedulus, partially because he’s an interesting and funny character, and partially becomes he’s the perfect butt monkey to any of Zags schemes.*
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
(125 gp. Is the stone a real earth elemental stone, or is the entire thing fake?)
"Thank you, this is very nice. I might keep it, actually."
When he goes home, he's going to hang it on the wall as a trophy. A trophy that symbolizes his triumph over the Nelan family. That's why he wants to keep it.
(125 gp. Is the stone a real earth elemental stone, or is the entire thing fake?)
"Thank you, this is very nice. I might keep it, actually."
When he goes home, he's going to hang it on the wall as a trophy. A trophy that symbolizes his triumph over the Nelan family. That's why he wants to keep it.
It’s real, though the stones are not as magical and expensive as he makes them out to be. Also, Zag has never met Zalos Nelan, that was to get Deb mad so he wants to buy the stones to deprive Zalos of them.
Debulus hears fragments of the conversation "Trick? What do you mean trick? Oh! How you tricked Zalos into thinking he was going to get the stone but didn't?"
10 plus 1
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
11 for persuasion.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
*Why is Zag rolling so bad? 😂*
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"Is it the Nelan family? Zalos Nelan?!?!" Debulus yells. Debulus then mutters about something, not as under his breath as he would've liked. "Those Nelan's have been out to get us for a long time! Why are they so tall! They shouldn't even be called halflings!"
When players get creative.
Does this seem genuine? Insight: 29 plus 2
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
It is genuine. I don't even need to roll, Debulus could never beat that.
There is a family of taller then usual halflings named Nelan that Debulus, and his entire family, believes is out to get them. Debulus particularly doesn't like Zalos Nelan, a member of that family around his age. Debulus thinks Zalos is scheming and evil. He thinks that Zalos is trying to destroy his entire family. Zalos in actuality is quite a nice person, but Debulus doesn't know that.
When players get creative.
“Nelan? Yes, I believe so. That Zalos is a sweetheart, isn’t he? He seems so excited to be getting his stones.”
Deception: 26 plus 4
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
(Great! Debulus loses all his money again. Also, how much is a gold piece worth?)
"What! Don't you know the Nelan family is evil? How could you sell it to them? Well, nevermind!" Debulus takes his bag and empties it. gold spills out onto the table and a few other trinkets fall out. There is also a few tasty snacks.. "I will buy the stone! There's almost a hundred gold there and the trinkets are worth 15 each! The snacks mine though. Also, don't sell to the Nelan's ever again!"
When players get creative.
“Oh! Evil? I had no idea, I’m so sorry! Here’s your stone, I’ll tell Zalos the deal is off.” He sweeps up the gold and gives Debulus a stone. It looks normal, but has a silver stripe running through it, and when Debulus looks at it, he can see a little face, but when he blinks, the face is gone.
*I love Dedulus, partially because he’s an interesting and funny character, and partially becomes he’s the perfect butt monkey to any of Zags schemes.*
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
*How much gp (trinkets included) is in Debs bag?*
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
(125 gp. Is the stone a real earth elemental stone, or is the entire thing fake?)
"Thank you, this is very nice. I might keep it, actually."
When he goes home, he's going to hang it on the wall as a trophy. A trophy that symbolizes his triumph over the Nelan family. That's why he wants to keep it.
When players get creative.
It’s real, though the stones are not as magical and expensive as he makes them out to be. Also, Zag has never met Zalos Nelan, that was to get Deb mad so he wants to buy the stones to deprive Zalos of them.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
“Can’t resist! Perfect opportunity!” He hand over his second stone and take takes the rapier.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Debulus hears fragments of the conversation "Trick? What do you mean trick? Oh! How you tricked Zalos into thinking he was going to get the stone but didn't?"
When players get creative.
“Yeah. Totally.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
(Should I roll or use passive insight?)
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Insight: 15 plus 4 (because he spams guidance. It’s weird.)
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
Zag subtly raises his eyebrow, then looks at the sword excitedly “I’ve always wanted a flametongue!” He looks at the sword in awe.
Deception: 21 plus 4
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me