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“I thought you were sick. Also, invisibility’s a nice trick. Didn’t mean any harm, but you can’t double cross me like that. And I can’t beat the three of you, but the tavern? Stay peaceful, or this place is going down.”
"Mom? May I have more cookies? I only ha-" Debulus talks in his sleep. He is currently on the ground, curled up in the fetal position and holding a spoon.
“The rapier’s a flametongue?” He takes back his stone and hands over the fake rapier. “Deal’s back on? Flametongue for a stone? No more tricks?” He holds out the stone again.
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RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus] Waffles!
”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"Well-" Debulus falls unconscious.
When players get creative.
“Sorry ‘bout that. Not sure he could handle it. Try to keep it down. Chris, are you gonna do the deal or not?”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
“I thought you were sick. Also, invisibility’s a nice trick. Didn’t mean any harm, but you can’t double cross me like that. And I can’t beat the three of you, but the tavern? Stay peaceful, or this place is going down.”
Insight: 32 plus 1
Int: 9
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
In case this is needed
Intimidation: 13
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"Mom? May I have more cookies? I only ha-" Debulus talks in his sleep. He is currently on the ground, curled up in the fetal position and holding a spoon.
When players get creative.
“The rapier’s a flametongue?” He takes back his stone and hands over the fake rapier. “Deal’s back on? Flametongue for a stone? No more tricks?” He holds out the stone again.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
*Also can Zag see what the writing is? He’s nosy.*
Perception: 24
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
*Ok.*
Zag trades the stone for the rapier.
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
“Should we wake up Deb?”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
*None. He was overloaded with weirdness, and Zag used minor illusion to pretend to be his subconscious saying he was dreaming. He just passed out.*
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
“What’s that? Chriscat said you were sick.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
“I’m an eladrin, one of the elves of the feywild. We are the best type of elf in all the- wait. Uh-oh.”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
“Nothing.”
*Drow are elves, and he just claimed eladrin were the best elves, then caught himself too late. Doesn’t look like they noticed.*
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me