"...Yes. Why?" She says, taking a swig from her waterskin.
"But what if it's just an illusion of eating? What if the cheese doesn't want to be eaten?"
"The point of cheese is to be eaten. If it doesn't like it, that's not our fault."
"But then you have to ask if we are meant to be eaten. That cheese has a family."
"...If we were meant to be eaten, would we be able to build towns and cities? Would we have more intelligence than the common owlbear? Would we have the ability to fight dragons and win? Also, cheese doesn't reproduce, so how can it have a family?"
"...Yes. Why?" She says, taking a swig from her waterskin.
"But what if it's just an illusion of eating? What if the cheese doesn't want to be eaten?"
"The point of cheese is to be eaten. If it doesn't like it, that's not our fault."
"But then you have to ask if we are meant to be eaten. That cheese has a family."
"...If we were meant to be eaten, would we be able to build towns and cities? Would we have more intelligence than the common owlbear? Would we have the ability to fight dragons and win? Also, cheese doesn't reproduce, so how can it have a family?"
"We make our own farms. All our brains do is focused on making more people."
"...Yes. Why?" She says, taking a swig from her waterskin.
"But what if it's just an illusion of eating? What if the cheese doesn't want to be eaten?"
"The point of cheese is to be eaten. If it doesn't like it, that's not our fault."
"But then you have to ask if we are meant to be eaten. That cheese has a family."
"...If we were meant to be eaten, would we be able to build towns and cities? Would we have more intelligence than the common owlbear? Would we have the ability to fight dragons and win? Also, cheese doesn't reproduce, so how can it have a family?"
"We make our own farms. All our brains do is focused on making more people."
"Now I'm questioning whether you've actually lived," Trith says. "People are focused on their talents, on doing what they love."
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"...Yes. Why?" She says, taking a swig from her waterskin.
"But what if it's just an illusion of eating? What if the cheese doesn't want to be eaten?"
"The point of cheese is to be eaten. If it doesn't like it, that's not our fault."
"But then you have to ask if we are meant to be eaten. That cheese has a family."
"...If we were meant to be eaten, would we be able to build towns and cities? Would we have more intelligence than the common owlbear? Would we have the ability to fight dragons and win? Also, cheese doesn't reproduce, so how can it have a family?"
"We make our own farms. All our brains do is focused on making more people."
"That is not true. What about adventurers like us? We're not trying to make more people. And that's like comparing us to bunnies and deer. Even though they are considered food, that isn't their main purpose."
"...Yes. Why?" She says, taking a swig from her waterskin.
"But what if it's just an illusion of eating? What if the cheese doesn't want to be eaten?"
"The point of cheese is to be eaten. If it doesn't like it, that's not our fault."
"But then you have to ask if we are meant to be eaten. That cheese has a family."
"...If we were meant to be eaten, would we be able to build towns and cities? Would we have more intelligence than the common owlbear? Would we have the ability to fight dragons and win? Also, cheese doesn't reproduce, so how can it have a family?"
"We make our own farms. All our brains do is focused on making more people."
"Now I'm questioning whether you've actually lived," Trith says. "People are focused on their talents, on doing what they love."
"And the things they love contribute to the farm of Society."
"...Yes. Why?" She says, taking a swig from her waterskin.
"But what if it's just an illusion of eating? What if the cheese doesn't want to be eaten?"
"The point of cheese is to be eaten. If it doesn't like it, that's not our fault."
"But then you have to ask if we are meant to be eaten. That cheese has a family."
"...If we were meant to be eaten, would we be able to build towns and cities? Would we have more intelligence than the common owlbear? Would we have the ability to fight dragons and win? Also, cheese doesn't reproduce, so how can it have a family?"
"We make our own farms. All our brains do is focused on making more people."
"That is not true. What about adventurers like us? We're not trying to make more people. And that's like comparing us to bunnies and deer. Even though they are considered food, that isn't their main purpose."
"I'm not an adventurer, but you're protecting the livestock. Mostly from yourselves."
"...Yes. Why?" She says, taking a swig from her waterskin.
"But what if it's just an illusion of eating? What if the cheese doesn't want to be eaten?"
"The point of cheese is to be eaten. If it doesn't like it, that's not our fault."
"But then you have to ask if we are meant to be eaten. That cheese has a family."
"...If we were meant to be eaten, would we be able to build towns and cities? Would we have more intelligence than the common owlbear? Would we have the ability to fight dragons and win? Also, cheese doesn't reproduce, so how can it have a family?"
"We make our own farms. All our brains do is focused on making more people."
"That is not true. What about adventurers like us? We're not trying to make more people. And that's like comparing us to bunnies and deer. Even though they are considered food, that isn't their main purpose."
"I'm not an adventurer, but you're protecting the livestock. Mostly from yourselves."
"What is with you? Why do you so strongly believe that people are food? I mean, think of all the animals that we eat. Their main purpose is not to be food! What about the predators? Not their main purpose either! So why would people be any different?"
"...Yes. Why?" She says, taking a swig from her waterskin.
"But what if it's just an illusion of eating? What if the cheese doesn't want to be eaten?"
"The point of cheese is to be eaten. If it doesn't like it, that's not our fault."
"But then you have to ask if we are meant to be eaten. That cheese has a family."
"...If we were meant to be eaten, would we be able to build towns and cities? Would we have more intelligence than the common owlbear? Would we have the ability to fight dragons and win? Also, cheese doesn't reproduce, so how can it have a family?"
"We make our own farms. All our brains do is focused on making more people."
"That is not true. What about adventurers like us? We're not trying to make more people. And that's like comparing us to bunnies and deer. Even though they are considered food, that isn't their main purpose."
"I'm not an adventurer, but you're protecting the livestock. Mostly from yourselves."
"What is with you? Why do you so strongly believe that people are food? I mean, think of all the animals that we eat. Their main purpose is not to be food! What about the predators? Not their main purpose either! So why would people be any different?"
"...Yes. Why?" She says, taking a swig from her waterskin.
"But what if it's just an illusion of eating? What if the cheese doesn't want to be eaten?"
"The point of cheese is to be eaten. If it doesn't like it, that's not our fault."
"But then you have to ask if we are meant to be eaten. That cheese has a family."
"...If we were meant to be eaten, would we be able to build towns and cities? Would we have more intelligence than the common owlbear? Would we have the ability to fight dragons and win? Also, cheese doesn't reproduce, so how can it have a family?"
"We make our own farms. All our brains do is focused on making more people."
"That is not true. What about adventurers like us? We're not trying to make more people. And that's like comparing us to bunnies and deer. Even though they are considered food, that isn't their main purpose."
"I'm not an adventurer, but you're protecting the livestock. Mostly from yourselves."
"What is with you? Why do you so strongly believe that people are food? I mean, think of all the animals that we eat. Their main purpose is not to be food! What about the predators? Not their main purpose either! So why would people be any different?"
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"...Yes. Why?" She says, taking a swig from her waterskin.
"But what if it's just an illusion of eating? What if the cheese doesn't want to be eaten?"
"The point of cheese is to be eaten. If it doesn't like it, that's not our fault."
"But then you have to ask if we are meant to be eaten. That cheese has a family."
"...If we were meant to be eaten, would we be able to build towns and cities? Would we have more intelligence than the common owlbear? Would we have the ability to fight dragons and win? Also, cheese doesn't reproduce, so how can it have a family?"
"We make our own farms. All our brains do is focused on making more people."
"That is not true. What about adventurers like us? We're not trying to make more people. And that's like comparing us to bunnies and deer. Even though they are considered food, that isn't their main purpose."
"I'm not an adventurer, but you're protecting the livestock. Mostly from yourselves."
"What is with you? Why do you so strongly believe that people are food? I mean, think of all the animals that we eat. Their main purpose is not to be food! What about the predators? Not their main purpose either! So why would people be any different?"
"Heeeeey," says Eila, wiping cheese crumbs off of her face. "Why don't we just settle down and continue downwards?"
"That's a good idea," Trith says.
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"Alright, then... let's... do it?" Eila says, stepping towards the exit.
Trith follows Eila, this time a few feet behind her.
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"What do you mean?" asks Eila through a mouthful of cheese.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
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"There's no point to anything. Are you even eating the cheese?"
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"...Yes. Why?" She says, taking a swig from her waterskin.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
"But what if it's just an illusion of eating? What if the cheese doesn't want to be eaten?"
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"The point of cheese is to be eaten. If it doesn't like it, that's not our fault."
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
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"But then you have to ask if we are meant to be eaten. That cheese has a family."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"...If we were meant to be eaten, would we be able to build towns and cities? Would we have more intelligence than the common owlbear? Would we have the ability to fight dragons and win? Also, cheese doesn't reproduce, so how can it have a family?"
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
"We make our own farms. All our brains do is focused on making more people."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"Now I'm questioning whether you've actually lived," Trith says. "People are focused on their talents, on doing what they love."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"That is not true. What about adventurers like us? We're not trying to make more people. And that's like comparing us to bunnies and deer. Even though they are considered food, that isn't their main purpose."
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
"And the things they love contribute to the farm of Society."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"I'm not an adventurer, but you're protecting the livestock. Mostly from yourselves."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"What is with you? Why do you so strongly believe that people are food? I mean, think of all the animals that we eat. Their main purpose is not to be food! What about the predators? Not their main purpose either! So why would people be any different?"
Looking for a campaign? Or, perhaps, trying to start one? Come join Rolegate! Just send me a friend request (same name as here) and I'll help you get started!
Ducks are just geese lite. Focus on the future. It'll become the past soon enough.
Istari and White Counsel in Club. Not the wish-granter of a thread.
Become a Plague Doctor today!
Join the Knights of the Random Table and Calius and Kothar Industries!
Homebrew: Artifact, Dungeon
May be offline due to school
"But the purpose of cheese is to be eaten?"
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"Cheese isn't sapient!" Trith says. "It doesn't think! It's not alive!"
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Yes it is."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"Heeeeey," says Eila, wiping cheese crumbs off of her face. "Why don't we just settle down and continue downwards?"
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
"That's a good idea," Trith says.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Alright, then... let's... do it?" Eila says, stepping towards the exit.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Trith follows Eila, this time a few feet behind her.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.