however when you do it scorches your throat as you do.
I can change the color of anything! I can turn a toaster blue! or your hair green! or your house pink! or your favorite shirt into a nasty sickly shade of yellowish-green or something ,but...
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Except you have to prance around wherever you go ,and on every full moon you have to go to the woods and dance in your birthday suit. (for a wizard or sorcerer its weird ,but for a druid its nothing out of the ordinary)
anything I throw always hits its intended target.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
in return all the other players can convince the DM to do whatever they want ,and they usually convince the DM to make them much stronger than your character ,and get better loot and stuff.
my phone never dies.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
you need to be dressed as Lion-o from Thundercats.
I can climb anything but only if I'm dressed as...
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A bagel. Can't wear a fake bagel either. has to be a real bagel.
I can sind like Drank Sinatra ,but...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
you have to die.
I can fly but I have to be dressed as...
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YOU CAN’T DECIDE WHAT I PUT
But you always fall to the ground when you start
I can breathe fire
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however when you do it scorches your throat as you do.
I can change the color of anything! I can turn a toaster blue! or your hair green! or your house pink! or your favorite shirt into a nasty sickly shade of yellowish-green or something ,but...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
I change myself too
I can use magic
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Except you have to prance around wherever you go ,and on every full moon you have to go to the woods and dance in your birthday suit. (for a wizard or sorcerer its weird ,but for a druid its nothing out of the ordinary)
anything I throw always hits its intended target.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
but you can only throw almonds.
I can cast lightning bolt at will...
The Hammer of Enchantment
...but only on yourself.
I can speak with animals
Please check out my homebrew and give me feedback!
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but only when they have something to complain about.
I can make people happy...
but each time you make someone happy it subtracts from your own happiness.
I can time travel to famous rock concerts...
But you always seem to be hit by people throwing stones at you
I can catch anything
GOODBYE!
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*throws almond at the mouth of random dragon with peanut allergy* easy win!
Except you can only catch things with your mouth.
I can drink salt water without any negative consequences except...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
that when you play games you get really mad
I can convince the DM to do whatever I want but...
in return all the other players can convince the DM to do whatever they want ,and they usually convince the DM to make them much stronger than your character ,and get better loot and stuff.
my phone never dies.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
But is always locked and nobody knows the password
i can see up to 1 week into the future...
But only if you will win the lottery that week.
I can eat whatever I want, whenever I want, at no cost...
but you have to be a ghost.
I can steal stuff without being spotted cos i have a +17 at stealth and got a nat 20 but..
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You are unable to leave without being caught as the only exit is a well lit room ,and there are multiple powerful wizards in there that all know.
I'm so cool that nobody ever tries to arrest me or or punish me ,but...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)