I can summon demons and gods and bend them to my will. . . .
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
except this ability only lasts a split second ,and can only be used once per short rest. Leaving you standing there with a furious /demon/god looming over you deciding your fate.
I can kill my enemies with the power of pizza magic ,but...
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
You can draw but, you can only draw depressing pictures. These pictures you draw are so depressing that if you leave them alone they will attempt to erase themselves. Pictures taht fail to erase themselves multiple times will slowly come to life ,and become hostile attacking anyone they see. These drawings lives are pure pain and suffering ,and believe destroying their creator will end their missery...
I can buy things with monopoly money.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
all of your fears, insecurities ,and stress do exist ,and are physical manifestations searching for something that doesn't exist. They are close. Only a matter of time before they find it...
I am omnipotent ,but...
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
You don’t know anything, and you are nowhere. (So..... not omnipresent or omniscient)
I can paint models fairly well, but...
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
But it’s a 10th lvl spell and you can only get 9th lvl slots.
i can type an offtopic response on this thread, but...
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
however with each use of your ability you feel more and more compelled to help more people with flawed abilities until you become obsessed with removing flawed abilities ,and it consumes your daily life. This obsession can only be ended when there are no more flawed abilities. Game over... I think I killed this game...
Edit: dangit Azhek you ninja-ing me here... you can make offtopic posts ,but then again everyone else does too so your just an average person...
however with each use of your ability you feel more and more compelled to help more people with flawed abilities until you become obsessed with removing flawed abilities ,and it consumes your daily life. This obsession can only be ended when there are no more flawed abilities. Game over... I think I killed this game...
Edit: dangit Azhek you ninja-ing me here... you can make offtopic posts ,but then again everyone else does too so your just an average person...
I know everything.
Hehehehehehehe, I am GOD
Back to the thing: but you take on every mental issue they have (what, they don’t have mental issues? Lame.)
i can shapeshift however I want but....
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
You can draw but, you can only draw depressing pictures. These pictures you draw are so depressing that if you leave them alone they will attempt to erase themselves. Pictures taht fail to erase themselves multiple times will slowly come to life ,and become hostile attacking anyone they see. These drawings lives are pure pain and suffering ,and believe destroying their creator will end their missery...
You freeze all the time
I have +10 for every stat block but...
. . . . .but your ac is -10. People never miss.
I can summon demons and gods and bend them to my will. . . .
I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- Litany Against Fear, Frank Herbert
except this ability only lasts a split second ,and can only be used once per short rest. Leaving you standing there with a furious /demon/god looming over you deciding your fate.
I can kill my enemies with the power of pizza magic ,but...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
but you eat the pizzas instead.
i can draw but
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That's not a con. A death worth it...
You can draw but, you can only draw depressing pictures. These pictures you draw are so depressing that if you leave them alone they will attempt to erase themselves. Pictures taht fail to erase themselves multiple times will slowly come to life ,and become hostile attacking anyone they see. These drawings lives are pure pain and suffering ,and believe destroying their creator will end their missery...
I can buy things with monopoly money.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
But you can’t buy a monopoly set.
i don’t exist, but...
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
all of your fears, insecurities ,and stress do exist ,and are physical manifestations searching for something that doesn't exist. They are close. Only a matter of time before they find it...
I am omnipotent ,but...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
You don’t know anything, and you are nowhere. (So..... not omnipresent or omniscient)
I can paint models fairly well, but...
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
...they shatter into individual atoms the moment you touch them
I can manifest as many creatures as I need any time I want
However you can only summon tentacle monsters ,and they are always infatuated with you.
I can breath underwater ,and on land ,but...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Not while in the air (so basically, if you're not touching land or water at all times you die)
I can cast a spell that negates the flaws of a power belonging to the person of my choice.
But it’s a 10th lvl spell and you can only get 9th lvl slots.
i can type an offtopic response on this thread, but...
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
however with each use of your ability you feel more and more compelled to help more people with flawed abilities until you become obsessed with removing flawed abilities ,and it consumes your daily life. This obsession can only be ended when there are no more flawed abilities. Game over... I think I killed this game...
Edit: dangit Azhek you ninja-ing me here... you can make offtopic posts ,but then again everyone else does too so your just an average person...
I know everything.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
About a single blade of grass in Patagonia
i am able to rewrite laws when I break them so I didn’t actually break them
,but the government is corrupt and your brutally beaten by law enforcement ,and arrested under the use of fake evidence.
I can disappear ,but...
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
You don’t reappear
I can become any character I created,
Hehehehehehehe, I am GOD
Back to the thing: but you take on every mental issue they have (what, they don’t have mental issues? Lame.)
i can shapeshift however I want but....
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
only once every five years
I can run at 60 km per hour but...
The Hammer of Enchantment
Only on congested freeways, and only when traffic is moving.
I can balance anything on my nose...
well i am a depressed person lol.
but you fall over.
i can write stories but...
My Extended signature will post when I can.
Find me as TheDragonLordOfPunz here(click here.you will go off DND Beyond so right click and open this in new tab)
status:offline a big quote chain why not
I have other accounts on other sites under TheDragonLordOfPunz