But you can't control how long it takes to get there
I can disprove any fact,true or not.
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
I can cook anything from anything (like, if I throw wood in the oven, it comes out as Thanksgiving dinner lol), but...
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
I am the witness and therefor control the black fleet and darkness.
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
But it doesn't matter because the Guardian is just going to kill me and have Eris turn me into gun for them to use.
I have the ability to create worlds at a whim, but....
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
But you can't control how long it takes to get there
I can disprove any fact,true or not.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
…but so does everything else within a 50ft sphere of you.
I can move objects with my mind…
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
...but, every time you teleport, you go back 100 years.
I am the all-powerful DM, able to create real players with my mind...
“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Never has truer words been said. From very personal experience.
But you can't control anything else
I have a phylactery and can't die
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
But my name is Jeff.
I can cook anything from anything (like, if I throw wood in the oven, it comes out as Thanksgiving dinner lol), but...
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
But you can't control how fresh the food is
I am the witness and therefor control the black fleet and darkness.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
But it doesn't matter because the Guardian is just going to kill me and have Eris turn me into gun for them to use.
I have the ability to create worlds at a whim, but....
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
But everybody else knows.
I always know what I am doing, and what I am not doing...
“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Never has truer words been said. From very personal experience.
But nobody else knows you exist.
I am the traveler.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
...So you are nobody;)
I control the elements...
“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Never has truer words been said. From very personal experience.
..but if you are not careful, they will control you.
I can make any dessert I put my mind to...
As long as live centipedes are the main ingredients.
I can stop time for 10 second increments...
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
You are stuck listening to people say, "hey thats a Jojo reference!" every time you do it
I don't need to tell you what my power is >:C
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
... but nobody knows...
I am Superman with no weakness...
“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Never has truer words been said. From very personal experience.
...so no one likes you cause you are so perfect.
I can instantly do any math problem...
...But every one of them is wrong...
All my enemies disappear as soon as I look at them...
“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Never has truer words been said. From very personal experience.
...but so do you.
I can choose to use any ability i see in shows, movies, games, etc...
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
...But, as soon as you use this ability, your worst enemy also can use it...
I can Divine Smite as many times as I want to!
“Never laugh at live dragons.”
― J.R.R. Tolkien
Never has truer words been said. From very personal experience.
...in a campaign run by a rules lawyer.
I can multiclass and become level 20 in all of them...
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.