Super Power... With a Flaw

... but then you go flying out like a ballon.

I can control other people’s actions with an Xbox controller.

You have to scroll very long menus just to get to what you want the people to do.

I wish that my wallet was able to afford all of the games i'd like to get on the nintendo switch with a switch...

oops wrong forum...

I can draw what I would like to draw amazingly

... Five minutes after it would've been relevant.

I can twist myself into a human pretzel...

But whenever you do, an enormous kit of pigeons fly down from the sky and start pecking at you, also you can't turn back.

My in-real-life self, can cast the spell Alter self on myself at will, in the same way one would cast a cantrip, this requires no components of any kind (including spell slots), and the duration is simply an hour, with no concentration required to reach that time.

Everyone knows about your skill and can no longer trust that you are who you claim to be anymore.

I can make my entire D&D group show up on time with snacks.

But the snacks are always foods you are allergic too or don’t like.

I can create any magic item in dnd into the real world.

But only ones smaller than 1cm squared.

I can create any magic item between 1cm squared and 1km squared from dnd in real life within a metre of me without harming anyone.

(And not 1 metre underground.)

But the process of making magic items (as described in XGtE and probably the DMG) states that you need 1: A formula which tells you how to make it. B: special minerals and components. And 3: Gold pieces. And you sadly have none of any of those.

I can come up with cool, interesting, and unique superpowers (any kind) in just 10 seconds of trying to come up with one.

But you can't control when you start to fly or where.

I can do a falcon punch and in no way hurt myself and can control when I do it...

but it in no way hurts anything else either...

I can move time in any direction with out myself being affected

only forward in time and only by 1 second forward for every second passed, so you are moving forward in time just at the same pace as other people

i control fate and time in real life

But for only one person for five seconds then it changes to another random person

I can go to sleep on my command and wake up when I want to.

You wake up on your command, too bad you're asleep, so you can never give said command.

I am really good at coming up with cool and interesting stories.

But no one lets you even start telling them...

I can focus on stuff when I want to...

Sadly you can never focus enough to want to focus on stuff.

I can miraculously transform drinks I don't like into drinks I do like.

but you hate every drink so the drinks just poof.

i can build up enough motivation to get out of bed every day and not just stay there until i rot into nothingness.

But you can get the will to get out of bed, but every day is long, tedious, and boring.

I can tell what time it is without a device that can tell time.