Super Power... With a Flaw

Because you have turned into a grandfather clock, congratulations.

I can fully memorize a book just by reading it once, and not the phrase ”a book”, that’d be dumb.

Congratulations! You've memorized the only book written in your language while you're stranded on a dead ship that's heading into a black hole which will slowly rip everything to shreds in a matter of a day or two.

The name of the book is common ship repairs for dummies.

I can turn into electricity and travel through any electronics.

But your hands are stuck in finger guns and every one must look at your hands.

I can cast vicious mockery when ever I want and always will be able to come up with something witty to say.

Apples that are four years out of date, specifically.

I have the power to instantly obliterate any matter when I want to.

Poor ’Any matter’, he will be missed, the poor man was just chilling, but you decided to obliterate him, just because of his name, how could you, you monster.

I have a power called ”Being an incredible driver with a driver's license”, it is as it sounds.

But your car is so wide it doesn't fit in one parking space, and you can't buy a new one.

I have the power to make an edible stack of pancakes appear in front of me, with a wide range of toppings, and then eat them.

Oh, and just because you have the power to do something doesn't mean you have to do it. I believe Any Matter is still chilling on a beach in the Caribbean, but I think he's forgotten the cruise leaves in half an hour.

But they’re from the Griddle, so they are enormous, and you have to eat them in one sitting, so you can't do anything else until you finish all of them.

I can create Continuum Orbs at will, which, with the press of a button, turn into a random object, the object can be literally anything, as long as it's a single object.

But your luck is such that they turn into illegal substances, and you are arrested

i haz infinite cookies!

But because you have infinite cookies, you cause hyperinflation on cookies, meaning that they are all worthless, and just to prove it, they all decide to turn to ashes.

I transport myself into any world from any show, anime, manga, book, movie, etc. Just with the snap of my fingers, or anything else, I can do it just by willpower alone, but it's cooler to snap to do it.

...but I can only stay in each world for 3 seconds before it collapses upon itself and I can never return to it ever again.

I can change snack foods into any flavor that has been made...

But you have to say dog in a different tone for it to have a different meaning.

I am a Time Lord with a working TARDIS and I know how to operate it perfectly.

But you don't know how to fix it in the event that it breaks down.

My hair is exactly the same as normal, except for the fact that it's colored blue.

(I know that's not really a power, but I'm curious to see how you corrupt it.) >:3c

Your hair is the same shape as Homer Simpson’s, you cannot seem grow it out, but hey, it's still blue!

I have the incredible ability to see up to 1 minute into the future, predicting things before they happen! I can also choose how far I see into the future, so I could see 2 seconds into the future if I wanted, it's just up to a minute.

But only once a year.

I can pockets of time so I could actually be able to play dnd more and stuff like that

Hot pockets of time. As in, the inside of the pockets of time are either burning hot, or freezing cold.

I have three wishes I can use on whatever I want!

The wishes are only available while you are asleep.

I can stop anyone from needing to go to the bathroom.

But they still really want to, they just don't need to.

All my dreams are lucid dreams.