If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
DM for: Wrath of Ashardalon, Aeterna, Fallen Angel’s Requiem
Characters: Eden Tealeaf, Human Fey Wanderer (retired), Charles Tristan Aurelius Esq., Half-Elf Profane Soul Blood Hunter (playing in Red Grave by Pag12)
Currently working on Kairon’s Cabinet of Curiosities, a homebrew compendium to simplify and spice up your game.
...dealt by illithids. Also, dragons now regard you as especially tasty.
I have a floating disembodied eyeball that I can send anywhere, and I can look through the eyeball...
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
DM for: Wrath of Ashardalon, Aeterna, Fallen Angel’s Requiem
Characters: Eden Tealeaf, Human Fey Wanderer (retired), Charles Tristan Aurelius Esq., Half-Elf Profane Soul Blood Hunter (playing in Red Grave by Pag12)
Currently working on Kairon’s Cabinet of Curiosities, a homebrew compendium to simplify and spice up your game.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Which subsequently poisons you.
I can raise the dead...
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
DM for: Wrath of Ashardalon, Aeterna, Fallen Angel’s Requiem
Characters: Eden Tealeaf, Human Fey Wanderer (retired), Charles Tristan Aurelius Esq., Half-Elf Profane Soul Blood Hunter (playing in Red Grave by Pag12)
Currently working on Kairon’s Cabinet of Curiosities, a homebrew compendium to simplify and spice up your game.
...two millimeters into the air
I can think of the perfect flaw for all these powers...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
if you had the time
I am immune to coronaviruses (yes there are multiple strains of it)
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
Yeah, but immunity wears of so this is only temporary (a few months perhaps).
I possess the secrets of the multiverse.
Chilling kinda vibe.
They aren't the kind of secrets you want to know about.
I am immune to being scarred for life
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
But only physical scars.
I am immune to telepathy.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Because your mind is a blank slate
I am immortal but can die when I choose
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Geas or phantasmal killer bypass that with incredible ease
I am immune to all damage
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
...dealt by illithids. Also, dragons now regard you as especially tasty.
I have a floating disembodied eyeball that I can send anywhere, and I can look through the eyeball...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
And see inside your brain.
I am known as the "Greatest Dragon Slayer in all the Multiverse"!
Chilling kinda vibe.
By one person.
I can breathe air and water...
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
DM for: Wrath of Ashardalon, Aeterna, Fallen Angel’s Requiem
Characters: Eden Tealeaf, Human Fey Wanderer (retired), Charles Tristan Aurelius Esq., Half-Elf Profane Soul Blood Hunter (playing in Red Grave by Pag12)
Currently working on Kairon’s Cabinet of Curiosities, a homebrew compendium to simplify and spice up your game.
But live in a vacuum.
I can eat fire.
Chilling kinda vibe.
...but only at circus shows so everyone thinks you're just a fire-eater
Me, my friends, my family, and anyone else I like cannot die of old age or murder...
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
(oh yeah, forgot to add no suicide)
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
but you can die of food poisoning
I can hold breath ad infinitum
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
but only when your hands are covered in butter, chicken fat ,and vegetable oil.
I can completely destroy entire planets with no consequence to myself.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
but then you are ejected from the game
I know all there is to know, and I know it
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
But nobody ever believes you.
I can summon fried chicken at will ...
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
But they are undead chicken and attack you on sight.
I can tell exactly which plot twists are going to come up.
Chilling kinda vibe.
...but this ruins all books for you so you unlearn how to read.
I can be transported to any video game and stay for as long as I want (cough cough Undertale cough cough)...
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.