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...but I can only wish for a small jar of mustard each time.
I am immune to all damage...
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
DM for: Wrath of Ashardalon, Aeterna, Fallen Angel’s Requiem
Characters: Eden Tealeaf, Human Fey Wanderer (retired), Charles Tristan Aurelius Esq., Half-Elf Profane Soul Blood Hunter (playing in Red Grave by Pag12)
Currently working on Kairon’s Cabinet of Curiosities, a homebrew compendium to simplify and spice up your game.
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...but you can’t look away
I can get a superpowers that isn’t twisted...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
But the superpower is that you don’t have any other powers
i can melt anything inanimate
... but it immediately reshapes.
I am exempt from legal punishment...
The best encounters are fundamentally the Prisoners Dilemma with two untrustworthy outcasts that hate each other.
but not from illegal punishment
I can cast 20 cantrips in a round as 1 action
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
...but the only cantrip you know is “Summon Pillbug”
I can control animals...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
...but they can control you.
I can swim at any speed and can breath water...
The best encounters are fundamentally the Prisoners Dilemma with two untrustworthy outcasts that hate each other.
...but you can’t swim in water, and you can’t breath in the liquid your swimming in.
I can reverse any action...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
...but by ten years every time.
I can not be harmed...
The best encounters are fundamentally the Prisoners Dilemma with two untrustworthy outcasts that hate each other.
...by eggplants.
I have unlimited telekinesis...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
But you can’t do anything else except for use telekinesis
I can befriend enemy’s and add them to my party
...But all your friends want to kill you and leave you after a day
I can drink soysauce like water and eat lemons like oranges...
...But when you try to eat anything normal you choke to death and the party cleric has to revive you.
My Counterspell always works and can be cast indefinitely.
Chilling kinda vibe.
but only at home
i can do toll the dead 12 times in a round with no problems
Rogue Shadow, the DM (and occasional) PC with schemes of inventive thinking
But only once an eon.
I can roll nat 20s every time I try...
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
...but dice you touch disintegrate.
I can travel through dimensions...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
but only on your birthday.
I can cast wish at any level...
...but I can only wish for a small jar of mustard each time.
I am immune to all damage...
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
DM for: Wrath of Ashardalon, Aeterna, Fallen Angel’s Requiem
Characters: Eden Tealeaf, Human Fey Wanderer (retired), Charles Tristan Aurelius Esq., Half-Elf Profane Soul Blood Hunter (playing in Red Grave by Pag12)
Currently working on Kairon’s Cabinet of Curiosities, a homebrew compendium to simplify and spice up your game.
...once per billion years. If you live long enough to ever use your power, your probably a wizard already.
I am immortal...
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
But that means that all your family and friends will die and you’ll still be alive
i can 1 shot anything
That has less than three hit points.
I can run through walls
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.