only for 10 mins everyday with a prayer to the deity that rules haters =)

I shapeshift into animals at will <3

You shapeshift into animals at will. The will of a complete stranger.

I have the infinity gauntlet...

You see the future, but the backside of this is you slowly becoming insane... 

I can walk in the astral plane... <3

...with the help of astral projection, which you don't have.

Mastery in every skill

...but that much knowledge has overloaded your brain, putting you in a coma.

Ability to phase through solid matter.

WISH GRANTED! Well. now you cant touch anything without just swoop through anything that is solid.. o:


I wish i could go into other realms of the universe... =D

But you don't know how to get back.

I can turn into a giant! And then back into me.

....except your head stays the same giant size, which you're body can't handle and the weight of your head crushes you.

I can cause any type of earth (dirt/sand/mud/rocks/etc.) to shake and quake

Granted, WITH a bigger meaning! you cause shaking grounds where ever you go, all depending on whenever you running or walking. many cities fall to the ground... 

I wish i could talk with anykind of creatures, i love every kind of creatures <3 

Turns out they don't love you back. They assault you with verbal abuse, and when you try to sleep... crickets. All the crickets.

I can wish for a fish called a wish fish which can fish for wishes (and sometimes witches) which wishes for a wish witch which can fish for wishes (and sometimes fish) which wishes for a wish fish.

After all the fishing and wishing are done, a whale wearing a witches hat is summoned and consumes all the wishers and fishers, eliminating every wish.  There is no escape.

I can turn anything into gold

Upon closer inspection it turns out to be pyrite. But whose going to notice, right?

I can commune with both fiends and celestial.

they both find you annoying however.

i can turn into a giant, then back into my self.

You can turn into a giant and back, but only as a day and night cycle... at day you are a giant but at night you are a human~ 


I can create things out of other object,  but then i gotta focus pretty hard... OwO

...Sadly, you can't choose what the other object turns into, which has disastrous consequences often.

I can think faster than any other human being...

Unfortunately, you are the only human left.  Your powers have no affect on humanoid creatures or other types of beasts.

I can locate magical items by smell

...Your nose turns reder and reder the closer you get to the items.

I can build homes with my mind...

but the homes only exist in your mind.

I am deathproof

But you still feel pain. Example you fall off a cliff and break every bone in your body, you have to feel the pain from the fall and you recovering. Same applies for when you are sick,you can still catch a cold.

My power is to control fire and be immune to fire.