I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
DM for: Wrath of Ashardalon, Aeterna, Fallen Angel’s Requiem
Characters: Eden Tealeaf, Human Fey Wanderer (retired), Charles Tristan Aurelius Esq., Half-Elf Profane Soul Blood Hunter (playing in Red Grave by Pag12)
Currently working on Kairon’s Cabinet of Curiosities, a homebrew compendium to simplify and spice up your game.
Your will is made of steel. Not sure why you would want that, but you have it.
I can transplant organs perfectly and instantly.
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JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Just because you are immortal doesn't mean you can't get injured. You will inevitably get severely and permanently injured in your countless years alive, but you won't be able to die. Have fun living for thousands of years as a paralyzed, blind, agonizing, bed-ridden husk.
But you’re also an inevitable target for building taxes and trigger-happy demolition crews.
I am a box of froot loops cereal, on the surface of the moon.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
You can turn into mist, but a light breeze will blow your organs away. Turning back to flesh will instantly kill you and some kid is getting a spleen in their face.
... But doing so cases the bad things you see to happen.
I can manipulate kenetic energy, making it so that any force applied to me is reflected to the object (or person) that applied it. That makes me invincible.
Anytime you try to hug, hold, (or uh...bedroom stuff) the kinetic energy is blasted back on your loved one, at best bruising them, at worse shattering their bones. You accidentally kill grandma with a hug that fractures her arms.
I can create illusions that specific people I choose will experience.
As long as that paper has an entire chapter of Orwell's 1984 printed on each side.
I can force people to talk as if they were playing mouth harps instead of speaking words.
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Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
But only lava, mercrury, very powerful acids, and deadly poisons.
I can have a flaw for this super power.
you no longer have that superpower
I have the ability to summon any meme
What is a "me-me"?
I can summon a potato toe.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
But when you summon it it tries to murder you
I am minecraft steve
But you’re in hardcore survival mode.
I am inevitable.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
I am Iron Man.
I have a will of steel.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving is not for you.
DM for: Wrath of Ashardalon, Aeterna, Fallen Angel’s Requiem
Characters: Eden Tealeaf, Human Fey Wanderer (retired), Charles Tristan Aurelius Esq., Half-Elf Profane Soul Blood Hunter (playing in Red Grave by Pag12)
Currently working on Kairon’s Cabinet of Curiosities, a homebrew compendium to simplify and spice up your game.
Your will is made of steel. Not sure why you would want that, but you have it.
I can transplant organs perfectly and instantly.
Join The Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
Help me preserve DDB history at The Archive!
In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
but they get destroyed as a result
I am immortal and my immortality cannot be flawed in any way
Just because you are immortal doesn't mean you can't get injured. You will inevitably get severely and permanently injured in your countless years alive, but you won't be able to die. Have fun living for thousands of years as a paralyzed, blind, agonizing, bed-ridden husk.
I can turn into a building at will.
What am I supposed to do with a signature?
Egg
But you’re also an inevitable target for building taxes and trigger-happy demolition crews.
I am a box of froot loops cereal, on the surface of the moon.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
You do not weigh much, so your power has doomed you to float in the unending void of space.
I have the power to conjure inanimate objects from nowhere
Noob to tabletops
They are from the space station nowhere from the marvel franchise. Mostly its alien objects that you have do idea what they are, or how they function.
I can turn into living mist, and back into myself whenever I will it.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.
You can turn into mist, but a light breeze will blow your organs away. Turning back to flesh will instantly kill you and some kid is getting a spleen in their face.
I can peer into the future.
Noob to tabletops
... But doing so cases the bad things you see to happen.
I can manipulate kenetic energy, making it so that any force applied to me is reflected to the object (or person) that applied it. That makes me invincible.
"You have to be odd to be number one"
Dr. Seuss
Anytime you try to hug, hold, (or uh...bedroom stuff) the kinetic energy is blasted back on your loved one, at best bruising them, at worse shattering their bones. You accidentally kill grandma with a hug that fractures her arms.
I can create illusions that specific people I choose will experience.
Noob to tabletops
But really sad depressing illusions
Whatever I think of appears as a thought bubble that I can turn on and off at will
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
I'm not seeing the downside of that. Make my enemies sad.
The thought bubble has weight, that's attached loosely to your head. The bigger the thought, the heavier it is. Your neck is going to be sore af.
I can manipulate and control paper. (Think Konan from Naruto. or Kaluto from Hunter x Hunter)
Noob to tabletops
As long as that paper has an entire chapter of Orwell's 1984 printed on each side.
I can force people to talk as if they were playing mouth harps instead of speaking words.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
When they realize this, they get really angry.
I can fart rainbows.
It is I, the Murder Marble Mistress/High Priestess Of Garlic Bread herself! Check out my Homebrew (below) as well as my website (here) and remember that you will always be a nerd.
I am working on more garlic bread stuff, so stay tuned!
My Homebrew: Spells, Magic Items, Monsters, Feats, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
but you can never pass wind
I can become a god