Basically, you play D&D here, but you do basically anything you want with little consequences (avoid NSFW stuff). You can, for example, build a giant death laser, or open a portal to the underworld. Like I said, do anything you want as long as no one is offended by it. Try to have fun? That would be ideal, but it isn't required. And don't be boring and try to fix things, that's not very fun. 

And remember, the Cabbage Man WILL kill you.

(By joining this thread you agree that you have no rights here and that I am god.)

I start a farm

I take down the fourth wall and build a house out of its bricks.

I tell the audience through the no broken 4th wall to break down the house

I tell the audience to throw rotten tomatoes at Zenlos.

I harvest the crops and make a cellar to hold them for the impending apocalypse.

then I plant potatoes 

I eat the potatoes.

I replant the potatoes and make a fence

I use my powers of deconstruction to remove the fence and take the potatoes.

I then use the pieces of the fence to build a roof.

I plant carrots and rebuild the fence

I stare dejectedly at my dwindling potato supply.

I expand and reinforce my cellar

I dig a secret tunnel into Jack's cellar and search it every other day for potatoes.

I expand my Field and plant lettuce

I plant my potato seeds in a garden outside my four-walled, fence-roofed house.

I make a pen and fill it with sheep

I take the wool from the sheep and make sweaters for the potatoes.

I summon Godzilla and a swamp monster.

Summary of so far:

Halfastbracegirdle has a four-walled, fence-roofed house with potatoes planted outside.

Jack727 has a farm with potatoes, lettuce, and a fence.

zenlos_the_doctor has told the audience to break down Halfastbracegirdle’s house, and the audience has not responded.

There is a Godzilla and a Swamp Monster wandering around, and they will (possibly) cause damage eventually.

I expand my cellar and reinforce it. When that’s done I make a tunnel so the sheep can enter the cellar 

I become the god of potatoes and shield my fourth wall fence house from harm.