You can now change the weather at will on some random asteroid 19 million light years away.

i can eat anything.

And anything can eat you.

I can eat fire.

You aren’t immune to it.

i can eat anything with no repercussions.

It just fills up your stomach until you die.

I am a winged flesh-eating giraffe.

You are made of flesh, and everything else is just skin and bones.

i am a Yule Cat forever.

A dead yule cat.

I have shotgun fingers.

But no bullets.

i am a living Yule cat forever.

Now you spend an eternity devouring little kids on christmas.

I am nuclear fusion powered

*haha i wanted that*

you are now dead because of nukes, because someone misunderstood what you meant.

i can drink solids.

but still choke

i can kill you

I’m already dead.

i can bring people back to life with no repercussions or side effects to anyone.

But they explode sending nuclear energy toward their summoner

I can become a living, well, happy otter whenever i want and transform back to a living, well, happy human

You are only an otter for 0.0000001 yoctoseconds before transforming back.

I can time travel.

But you don't have control over when you travel in time

I can see spirits.

Because you have schizophrenia

I am deaf and blind

In rooms with no light that are soundproof while your mouth is sewn shut.

i can scream at 390 decibals with no detrimental effect to me.

so can i

Power?

yeah :)

You have no power.

I am invulnerable to damage and take the injuries of others. (If somebody around me is injured, I feel the pain and their fine)