But they smell really bad and always want to be around you

I can will my hair to grow faster or slower and style itself, removing the constant threat of bedhead and haircuts...

But it wants to kill you

i can make money appear out of thin air

...that's fake.

I can make real money appear out of thin air...

But it’s just pennies and they take a year to appear

i can make anything go slower than normal at will…..

...if it's name is Will. You never meet a will in your life.

I can always roll a nat 20 on death saving throws, thus never being able to be killed by anyone...

But all your other statistics are 1, making you useless

I can speak to anyone telepathically…..

...if they are willing to, they never find out you have telepathy this never open their mind to you.

I am all-powerful...

Um acshually that second part about being not able to die is technically incorrect because if we assume you are a commoner with 4 hp all you would need to do is take 8 damage in one round to die and death saving throws can’t save you from that. (like my signature says, above average rules lawyer)

I can fall asleep on command and choose when to wake up

But only if its someone else’s command.

i can never be bored

It is now entirely  impossible to bore any kind of hole in you at all  so if you need surgery involving drills then bad luck I guess

Anything I sneeze on more than once becomes invincible to any kind of damage.

But you have a sneezing problem and sneeze every 2 seconds

I can manipulate the fabric of reality...

But your insane so you dont know what’s reality and what’s not.

i can turn anything into a deadly weapon…..

As long as it’s already a deadly weapon 

I am a changeling

You take a year to shapeshift, so you always end up somehow shapeshifting into the worst possible form for the current time period, but absolutely perfect for the same place a year earlier. 

I can prophesy the future with 100% accuracy.

Up to a second into the future, that is

I am immune to being shot, stabbed, crushed, or otherwise hurt by weapons

You aren't immune to being shot, stabbed, crushed, or otherwise hurt by anything that isn't a weapon. 

I get everything put down a memory hole, or any similar thing. It doesn't get destroyed. It goes straight to me.

You put EVERYTHING down a memory hole? Well, that means you too. So you don't exist in this world. In fact, everything includes the whole universe, which kills you from the information overload. Another flaw is you may never forget anything that you wish to forget.

Also, weepingbirchtree, that wasn't really a flaw because it had nothing to do with the terms of his power. He specifically said he can't take that damage from weapons, so the flaw should involve the conditions he stated and not non-weapons. What you said can be compared to "You can't teleport" being a flaw for "I can run at the speed of sound." The flaw you assigned him does not work. You could have done any flaw, such as weapons randomly attacking him, but you chose one that's already a given.

My power is under the following condition: "I have no flaws and can never have any flaws or anything that contradicts this statement of immunity, and nothing that is considered a flaw or counts for a valid post on this thread can be a flaw or in any way affect the terms of this power that I am describing and therefore cannot be applied, and there is no loopholes or paradoxes, and any flaw I wish to remove from this power will be removed, and neither do flaws affect me or anything in the magical perfection this my infinite power grants me." By the way, you can't assign flaws to that.

By pulling the "you can't assign flaws to this" card, you forgot to include an actual superpower. So it was really pointless.

I can fly...

But only upwards (no diagonal either)

I can get matpat to come back to youtube

The point is not to make an un-flaw-able superpower. That doesn't make it fun. The point is to make a superpower and the next person makes a flaw for it. Read the rules. Make people actually want to play. Please don't kill a thread with plenty of life left.

I can solve complex math equations in the blink of an eye