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Congrats! You're the most useless thing in the universe!
I am the richest person who ever existed (If you don't think this is a superpower, look at Iron Man. He's just a billionaire with a supersuit!) Also, no one gets suspicious about my sudden increase in wealth because I bribe the government officials
I bind everything under three leviathan superpowers.
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This statement is meant to be both provocative and condescending. Look at these pathetic huddled masses in their private and closed games, cringing behind the policy of no homebrews and no custom content. This is an insult and injury even to fire types. HEED THIS! Your better off playing rpgmaker. It's everything this place wants to be when it grows up. Seriously. Otherwise, good luck, they will overdo things. All because of safety and security... kor.
By being trapped in a block of ice for eternity.
I get to help someone in a genuine way every day, in a way that it matters to them, and has do drawbacks on myself or the person I'm helping.
Subclass Evaluations So Far:
Sorcerer
Warlock
My statblock. Fear me!
Hosted a battle between the Cult of Sedge and the Forum Counters here(Done now). I_Love_Tarrasques has won the fight, scoring a victory for the fiendish Moderators.
But you have to harm yourself every time
I have no flaws
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
... but everybody thinks you're the most useless thing in the world.
I am nearly invulnerable...
but your weakness in everything
I am not the most useless thing in the world
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
Congrats! You're the most useless thing in the universe!
I am the richest person who ever existed (If you don't think this is a superpower, look at Iron Man. He's just a billionaire with a supersuit!) Also, no one gets suspicious about my sudden increase in wealth because I bribe the government officials
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
Granted! the country's inflation has increased 10 fold and you're money is now worthless!
Super strength
Your muscles weigh so much that roads crack under your weight.
I can cast Find object at will (Lets be honest, it's the best spell to have in real life)
... Now all you need is the Spellcasting class feature to make it useful!
I can call upon the ancestors and gain their wisdom and strengths!
But those ancestors are nice and their wisdom and strengths makes you scared of everything and hoard rotten food.
I know every winning lottery number that ever will be.
but your forbidden to play the lotto
I bind everything under three leviathan superpowers.
This statement is meant to be both provocative and condescending. Look at these pathetic huddled masses in their private and closed games, cringing behind the policy of no homebrews and no custom content. This is an insult and injury even to fire types. HEED THIS! Your better off playing rpgmaker. It's everything this place wants to be when it grows up. Seriously. Otherwise, good luck, they will overdo things. All because of safety and security... kor.
but they are super weak
I am liked by everyone
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
..but not puppies
I have a smile that lights up a room
but you have no mouth
I can read other peoples thoughts
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
You can only see the deepest darkest pits of the subconscious and constant exposure to those monstrosities causes you to go insane.
I have the power to create life from nothingness.
...Ehhh, whatever. It was a dumb idea anyways
The life is weak and dies, causing you to scream, cry, and eventually drive yourself insane at the futility of life.
I am the fastest man that ever existed.
"Halt your wagging and wag your halters, for I am mastercryomancer!"
Check out my Expanded Signature
but you can’t stop running
I can move things with my mind
suddenly you are missing your wallet
when you have a crossbow held against your head and you still ask the dwarf if he has any money on him
Amber Lvl 1| Changeling | Blood Hunter
Conner Lvl 1| Human | Ranger
Nattilie Lvl 1| Half-Elf | Druid
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 1| Halfling | Rogue
Ruby Silverthorn Lvl 5| Halfling | Rogue
But you can't control where they go. As soon as the object builds any momentum, its shoots off like a railgun.
I can erase myself from existence by thinking it.
...Ehhh, whatever. It was a dumb idea anyways
...your now dead...
I can teleport at will to any place i want at any time.
That's not a flaw, it'd be a blessing. try harder next time.
You teleport to the core of the sun and get flash vaporized in the nuclear furnace that is our sun, Sol
...Ehhh, whatever. It was a dumb idea anyways
power?
Extended Signature! Yay! https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/3153-extended-signature-thread?page=2#c21
Haven’t used this account in forever. Still a big fan of crawling claws.