I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
..****y when nobody's looking. Then, they only roll low if anyone witnesses the roll.
(I swear that's what happens to me.)
The DM allows me to break any rule I want in D&D, but...
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
You can only craft floors. Just floors. There can not be any walls or a roof. Just floors.
i can actually get obscure quotes, but....
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she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
But you are paraplegic.
i am acceptable in the eyes of god, but...
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
Nothing. There is no flaw to that
my dice only roll the highest numbers
..****y when nobody's looking. Then, they only roll low if anyone witnesses the roll.
(I swear that's what happens to me.)
The DM allows me to break any rule I want in D&D, but...
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
But you have to fix said broken rules (and pay repair bills) directly afterward.
I can by a car of aaany colour, as long as......
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
It doesn’t have an engine
i can build anything, but....
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
it falls apart as soon as you finish building it.
I can absorb information from any object just by touching it, but...
Your brain overloads and you die.
i might be immortal, but...
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
..****y your name lives forever, due the atrocious acts you've committed (including missing the Henry Ford quote on my previous comment!) ;)
I can craft floors without flaw, but...
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
You can only craft floors. Just floors. There can not be any walls or a roof. Just floors.
i can actually get obscure quotes, but....
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
...no one knows them; they're that obscure. So it just sounds like you're making random shit up:)
I am really lucky; most things I want come to me with a decent input of work. But...
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
When they don’t you throw a tantrum and everyone thinks you’re a jerk
I can actually prepare for anything
But you're too damn lazy...oh well;)
I am flawless (pls don't make this too painful), but.....
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
I hate myself for it.
i can open the pickle jar, but....
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
.........but you have no hands. You only count with shoulders, but you lack in arms and hands.
I can enhance this BH-19 virus................
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Then you catch it and die
I can rap
,but you look goofy ,and everyone disses you anyways. Lowkey everyone does buy your music ,but nobody admits to being a fan.
I can convince anyone to wear turtle neck sweaters in the summer(I'm running out of ideas)
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
....but the turtles come to claim their revenge. As do the humans you made wear them.
And you're running out our ideas:)
I can make everyone around me either euphoric or miserable by merely touching them, but....
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
............. but you MUST touch them while they're sleeping.
I can turn mud into bricks..................
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
... But the mud has to be from an area at least 1 mile below the surface of the Earth.
i can stop time...
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
But only if it's from this Planar world.
I can throw rotten eggs over the Kings & Queens ....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk