Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
You're only limited to Brussels sprout or aubergine flavour. Yay! 🍦
I want to master all four elements...
Wait, what? Elementals don’t have flavors.
They were replying to me. I'll restart It.
I become inanimate objects,
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
however you can't pick of choose which places you go to... you could teleport to that one gas station bathroom you hated or to the hospital you were born at or even that one swimming pool that you used to swim in but got filled in with dirt...
I can siiiiiing liiiiiike a gooooood.
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"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class. (try saying that really fast.)
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But thats the only time you're funny...
I can shoot a man in reno just to watch him die, and not go to folsom prison
Cult of Sedge
Rangers are the best, and have always been the best
I love Homebrew
I hate paladins
Warrior Bovine
I can manipulate the winds to fly, move objects, shove enemies, smash enemies into ground/ceiling, etc............
"Teach a man to make fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
You gotta give the person before you a flaw.
,but your friends ,and family will.
However it won't work if they weigh more than 5 pounds.
I can create dragons from thin air.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
However, as they are made of air, they are invisible and can’t touch anything.
I can cast wish as a cantrip.
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
however you cannot wish for anything bigger than the palm of your hand.
I can convince anyone to make stupid decisions.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
But can't control who, including yourself.
I can use dice to decide peoples fate.
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
But the dice are random, allowing you to choose nothing.
I wish for my library to open in a safe manner.
A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
But it slowly makes you insane
I can control monsters
For 2 seconds once per day.
I can eat any type of cereal and milk I want with no negative consequences.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
...While you're not eating cereal or milk.
I can make ice cream,
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
But you’re lactose intolerant.
I can control elementals for up to 8 hours,
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
You're only limited to Brussels sprout or aubergine flavour. Yay! 🍦
I want to master all four elements...
Wait, what? Elementals don’t have flavors.
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
They were replying to me. I'll restart It.
I become inanimate objects,
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
But as they are inanimate, you can’t turn back into yourself, so you’re stuck as a chair or something similar.
I can become a shadow and then shift back into myself.
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
Since a shadow isn't really anything, sure, you can become one. Good for you.
I can turn water into ink.
A fool pulls the leaves. A brute chops the trunk. A sage digs the roots.
My Improved Lineage System
Then, all the fishes & aquatic mammals spits ink over you.
I can squeeze oozes.....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
but become romantically interested with them, as you squeeze them.
I can drop kick people so hard their kids have my foot print as a birth mark.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
But you have 20% chance to get AIDS
I can teleport to any place i visited
however you can't pick of choose which places you go to... you could teleport to that one gas station bathroom you hated or to the hospital you were born at or even that one swimming pool that you used to swim in but got filled in with dirt...
I can siiiiiing liiiiiike a gooooood.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)