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however you can't pick of choose which places you go to... you could teleport to that one gas station bathroom you hated or to the hospital you were born at or even that one swimming pool that you used to swim in but got filled in with dirt...

 

I can siiiiiing liiiiiike a gooooood. 

 Buuuuut theeeeeeen yooooooouuuuuuur voooooooweeeeeeeels goooooonna beeeeeeeeeee liiiiiiiiiiiiikeeeeeeeeee thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssss

I wish I could emigrate to Mars.

P.D.: Toygu .... lmao.... AIDS ??? hahahaha

But you can’t :/

I can mind control people, but...

.......... but, the people you are trying to Mind control are brainless ( like the actual Humankind in its own essence ) xD

I can disrupt the Weave ( magic essence  ??? )..........

But you must destroy everything to do it

I can change 2020 so nothing bad ever happened in it...

Ok. 2020 doesn’t exist now. In 2019 the 🌎 detonated.

I can make the cure for covid 19

Unfortunately, there's only one sample of it and in the rush to get it, everyone destroys it before it can be replicated.

I can tear other people's arms off and put them back on the other way around without killing them.

but you kill yourself

i can red minds

You can red-colour the minds but, in the way of doing that labour, you forgot to bring the brush.

I can drop cents.....

on your head

i can cast wish at will

but only at 8th lvl, giving you all the bad effects and no wish :/

I can stop people shoplifting

...****y if you can see them but you are blind.

I can bend fate to my will.

However in doing so you also bend your self like origami. A very painful experience...

I can make people explode. 

All people at the same time, that is.

I can achieve inner peace.

But the majority of earth cant, or won't.

I have polymorphic abillitys, much like MS.marvel(kamala khan).

but you can't pick your form.

I can eat grass.

It does not tast good.

I can give other people super powers...however....

only the superpower is to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers to give other people superpowers and so on

I can transport myself into other dimensions that are made up of by my favourite books 

Your a background character and cant meet the main characters.

I can draw above average.

above the average horse. 

I can use the internet on the plane without being caught. 

It is impractically slow and loads a single page after a 10 hour flight.

I can create a force field around my body.