Answer the question "What's your emergency?" with something totally weird, random, dumb, etc...
I.E.
Poster A: 911, what's your emergency?
Poster B: What color is my underwear? Answer me!
911, what's your emergency?
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Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy He/Him *smacks table* DRAGONS "You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe* * note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin- Black Dragonborn Ranger
Elderly man: "I've got a lovely young wife at home, she's beautiful, a third my age, she cooks me amazing meals, and every night we make love for hours!"
Op: "that sounds great, sir, but what's your emergency?"
HELP! my dice are rebelling! there only rolling 1's!
what?
my characters going to die!
I'm sorry that's not an emergency.
It is to me!
goodbye. *hangs up*
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Caller: Help, I’m getting a bunch of prank calls from people who seem to think I’m 911! And for some reason I’m acting like it to! You have to help me!
OP: Sir, we don’t do this sort of thing.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Answer the question "What's your emergency?" with something totally weird, random, dumb, etc...
I.E.
Poster A: 911, what's your emergency?
Poster B: What color is my underwear? Answer me!
911, what's your emergency?
Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy
He/Him
*smacks table* DRAGONS
"You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams
Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe*
* note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity
Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin - Black Dragonborn Ranger
Dispatch: 911 what's your emergency?
Caller: I'd like to order a ton of business cards.
Dispatch: This is an emergency line
Caller: This is an emergency, I ran out of business cards
Dispatch: 911. What's your emergency ??
Caller: Mt. Krakatoa is spurting something .... and it's running down towards me... OMG !!!
Dispatch: Are you high, sir ???
Caller: As I said, Mt. Krakatoa is spurting something.... a-a-and those rockies'r'rolling down.... they are rolling towards me..... hello ???
Dispatcher: (( OMG, I thing I gonna need a double douse of pills after those prank calls ))...............
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
“911, What’s you’re emergency”
”First off, its your, not you’re”
”What? We are talking, not writing”
”Still wrong”
”Well, you said its instead of it’s, so...”
”Hey, you were wrong first!”
“WHAT IS YOUR EMERGENCY?”
”Oh right, I’m bleeding out”
”We’ll be their right away”
”Don’t you mean there?
”...” *Hangs up*
What am I supposed to do with a signature?
Egg
"911, what's your emergency??"
"Eleven, what's my reward??"
"......." " Errrrrr.... dowg, I'm enough of pranks for today, so what's your emergency ??"
"And I said it's 11..... 9 and 1 and 1, it's eleven..... yo bro, what's my reward ??"
*hangs up the call*
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
Me: I need serious help!! I can't figure out what to wear!
erm. hello there, 'tis i. not that you know me.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency ???"
Me: " 2 number five, 4 double-potatoe chips,1 glazed chimbarohla nugget, and 3 cokes ".
Op: " errrr, sir, this is a line for emergencies-only"
Me: " and I'm ordering 2 number five, 4 double-potatoe chips,1 glazed chimbarohla nugget, and 3 cokes. What's your problem ?? I'm hungry.... "
Op: .................... *hangs up*
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
"911, what's your emergency?"
"Oh, um, I hadn't really thought about it. I'm kinda sad, I guess?"
"Sir, this line is for emergencies only"
"Yeah, that's what I'm calling about, my friend has just been hit by a car"
"why didn't you say that the first time?"
"Well, you asked for my emergency, not theirs!"
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OP: "911, what's your emergency"
Me: "I'm broke, my wife expelled me from home, and now I'm hungry, please help me, bro"
OP: "We don't treat those kinds of problems here. If you're suffering any bullying, please press button 1. If it's a prank, press the button 2."
me: ............ (( omg , the troll it's being trolled ?? ))
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Op: "911, what's your emergency?"
Elderly man: "I've got a lovely young wife at home, she's beautiful, a third my age, she cooks me amazing meals, and every night we make love for hours!"
Op: "that sounds great, sir, but what's your emergency?"
Elderly man: "I've forgotten where I live!"
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I have started discussing/reviewing 3rd party D&D content on Substack - stay tuned for semi-regular posts!
Dispatcher 1: 911 whats your emergency
Dispatcher 2: 911 whats your emergency (at the same time as Dispatcher 1)
*confusion and chaos ensue*
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
" 911, what's your emergency?"
"Uh, is this Pizza Hut?"
"No, this the emergency service."
"Well you guys do pizza's. I would like a meat lovers pizza and a pepperoni pizza, thanks."
"One we don't do pizza's two are you drunk?"
" No, burp (in the back ground)" hey max (name of person on phone) want another beer."
Good luck...*hang up*.....
Hey where did thee pizza guy go.
911 what's your emergency.
Umm,
What's your emergency
Ahh.
What is wrong
Oh, ahh,umm, oh yeah I just got shot in the arm.
We will be there right away
Ok.
911, what's your emergency?
HELP! my dice are rebelling! there only rolling 1's!
what?
my characters going to die!
I'm sorry that's not an emergency.
It is to me!
goodbye. *hangs up*
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
911 what's your emergency
2 cokes,5 meat lovers pizza's and a large chip's
Sorry sir, this is a emergency service
Well this is a emergency
No it isn't
Yes it is
You know what, I have had plenty of prank calls today so please leave me alone
Buddy this is a big emergency.
You know what I will order it for you and I'll pay but please never call me again
Fine, we will see. Bye
Bye
OP: 911, what’s the emergency?
Caller: Help, I’m getting a bunch of prank calls from people who seem to think I’m 911! And for some reason I’m acting like it to! You have to help me!
OP: Sir, we don’t do this sort of thing.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
OP: Is that a Police I am calling the Weed
Call: 420 whacha Smokin
911 whats your emergency? I have to warn you, there is a penalty if you don't have a emergancy:
one year of prison
19 days of hard labor
exile for 20 months
and death
If this is a prank call, the police will come for you immediately
my emergency is that there are 20 police officers trying to get inside my home calling me a prank caller
9/11 mention
I don't walk paths - I burn them. No allies, no rivals. Just me, my will, and the silence of those who couldn’t keep up. I am the consequence.
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"911 There's a guy outside hi- er- my house trying to get in!"
"We'll send someone right away. Do you know what he wants?"
"Well he keeps trying to get back in, he wants his dog"
"We'll send cops right away hold on!"
"Thanks lol he's so mad I broke into his house"
"Wait what-"
*Beeeeeeeeeeeep*
I'm just a gay lil' Hedgehog