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After nearly a century of war, the artificers win and gain a bunch of land for their Empire. There are heavy rules placed, and Armorer artificers are basically the police.
...then, after 101 years of the Artifice rebellion, the rebellion is stopped. The Artificer Empire enjoys a century of peace and prosperity, but then...
Nautiloids fly in from every angle and some nasty brain eating squid men come out and conquer the Artificers. The age of the Ilithids has begun... and there's no Gith to stop them
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Then the Paladin Warlock Republic kills the ithilids and suggests we stop shooting down each others' empire ideas while they are shooting down an empire idea
Surprisingly the Paladin Warlock empire is not shot down by invaders, instead the remnants of the first three nations form the Federation of the Greens, Cats and Elves on the lands outside the Paladin Warlock empire and the two empires live in relative peace.
The two switch to being offical agents of the Paladin Warlock Republic and start expanding the borders of the kingdom by killing all of the evil dragons, bandits, etc in the area,
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The kobolds take them back.
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The Artificer Empire is founded and (remotely)trigger a bomb that blows up all the mines, starting the Artifice War.
After nearly a century of war, the artificers win and gain a bunch of land for their Empire. There are heavy rules placed, and Armorer artificers are basically the police.
A rebellion learns a spell that can slap infusions off of things. And fight the artificers
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...then, after 101 years of the Artifice rebellion, the rebellion is stopped. The Artificer Empire enjoys a century of peace and prosperity, but then...
Nautiloids fly in from every angle and some nasty brain eating squid men come out and conquer the Artificers. The age of the Ilithids has begun... and there's no Gith to stop them
my name is not Bryce
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Then the Paladin Warlock Republic kills the ithilids and suggests we stop shooting down each others' empire ideas while they are shooting down an empire idea
Surprisingly the Paladin Warlock empire is not shot down by invaders, instead the remnants of the first three nations form the Federation of the Greens, Cats and Elves on the lands outside the Paladin Warlock empire and the two empires live in relative peace.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Warforged are invented(but they are called peaceforged)
The peaceforged start using Owlbears as mounts
I am also here.
Am snek.
The Owlbears are also warforged.
(you mean peaceforged?)The great paladin warlock Temus Longsword goes on heroic quests
Temus Longsword ends up having to team up with the Tabaxi Druid named Diabolical Laughter
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Am snek.
The two switch to being offical agents of the Paladin Warlock Republic and start expanding the borders of the kingdom by killing all of the evil dragons, bandits, etc in the area,
The Bandits and Dragons do not take kindly to this and they unionize, forming the Dragons and Dungeons Guild
I am also here.
Am snek.
They begin building huge dungeons.
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Mimics start living in these dungeons and become good friends with Bandits.
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Am snek.
The Paladin Warlock Republic declares war on the Dungeons & Dragons Guild.
And the Paladin Warlock Republic loses which causes it to collapse into a dictatorship lead by the evil Oathbreaker Hexblade
I am also here.
Am snek.
All of the repeated empire rising and falling has wrecked the natural landscape- which angers a group of Druids called the Hand of Thorns.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep