Somehow this 2 foot long Great Clockwork Nuclear Platinum Bahamut manages to beat up the Lazer Beam Zombie Tarrasque and the Anvilwrought Skeletal Deathray Tiamat. It steals their lunch money and shoves them in Umberlee's Locker.
to make world peace, splitting the land between themselves, the Elven Alliance, the Leonin-Tabaxi Kingdom, The Loxodon Clans, The Federation of the Yuan-ti and the new Svirfneblin City-state.
The Elven Alliance (due to its great magical capabilities) succeeds in merging with the Owlin Association, and the two groups, along with most of the Aarakocra, form the Confederation of Arcana, where they create the first portals to other planes.
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
The cosmic eldritch horrible power is called the customer service smile, and the thralls of this soul-sucking entity can not remove it even though it is so clear that it pains them. These poor humans sadden Elf and Owlin alike.
Tge 7 Svirfneblin who can build do a great job making the Great clockwork nuclear platinum bahamut
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And the rest of the world congratulates them on their 2-foot long Great Clockwork Nuclear Platinum Bahamut.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Somehow this 2 foot long Great Clockwork Nuclear Platinum Bahamut manages to beat up the Lazer Beam Zombie Tarrasque and the Anvilwrought Skeletal Deathray Tiamat. It steals their lunch money and shoves them in Umberlee's Locker.
I am also here.
Am snek.
Umberlee's Locker explodes.
All umberlee's sexy sailor posters spread across the world's oceans
I am also here.
Am snek.
Meanwhile, the orcs, kobolds, and goblinoids are feeling left out, so they unite to form the Happy Sparkle Funtown Empire and proceed to....
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
to make world peace, splitting the land between themselves, the Elven Alliance, the Leonin-Tabaxi Kingdom, The Loxodon Clans, The Federation of the Yuan-ti and the new Svirfneblin City-state.
I am also here.
Am snek.
But a previously unheard of faction called the Owlin Association is not pleased about having been left out.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
The Owlin Association sets up magic schools across the nations to recruit powerful spellcasters for their own goals.
I am also here.
Am snek.
They are extremely successful, and all the other alliances are trying to get them to join.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
The Elven Alliance (due to its great magical capabilities) succeeds in merging with the Owlin Association, and the two groups, along with most of the Aarakocra, form the Confederation of Arcana, where they create the first portals to other planes.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
They open a portal to Home Depot! And discover an ancient cosmic power!
More saving, more doing.
The cosmic eldritch horrible power is called the customer service smile, and the thralls of this soul-sucking entity can not remove it even though it is so clear that it pains them. These poor humans sadden Elf and Owlin alike.
I am also here.
Am snek.
An army of dragonborn crash in through the ceiling.
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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They immediately set up the basis for a Dragonborn Republic and accept the human thralls that wish to escape the tyranny.
I am also here.
Am snek.