I cast Flaming Knives as a 9001th level spell, so there are regular, and flaming spicy knives in the air.

You feel an intense warmth in your hands as you light the knives on fire. Throwing them everywhere. Many things around you catch fire from your actions. You feel tingly before a sudden lightning strike hits you and kills you.

Do not give up...

Your eyes are greeted by the door and path once more. Memories of your actions fresh in your mind you find the room in its untouched state from before.

I wish to go through the door if I can.....

The room looks as it has before. The barrels of alcohol, hay piles, the table with the candle, and the note. The candle is fresh, unlike before.

I want to jump on the hay piles and play in them until I get tired.

You play in the hay piles for a while until you get tired. You sit down, resting in the room. The candle slowly burns.

As the candle burns, I make a small "nest" in the hay pile to return to if I get sleepy, and then go to the table to read the note.

You make a small comfortable-ish pile of hay to sleep on later. The note, written hastily, reads.

To the voidling,

My research calls me elsewhere for the time being. I have left food and supplies in my home above for you if you ever decided to leave the 'Hallway.' A trap door is in the far corner for easy access.

From your Friend.

You try to remember anything about this friend of yours, but nothing comes of it. Looking at the corner, there is a trapdoor blending in with the wood.

I go skipping and humming a funny song tune, and I open the trap door, stepping in before looking at what is beyond.

You open the trap door and a ladder slides down from the ceiling. The first floor of the building is a standard home, neglected a bit. The house is furnished and there is food stored here. The house is quiet from the owner being away.

Clumsily sliding down the ladder, I open the pantry looking for a snack. Hoping the owner left some chocolate or something.

Rummaging through the pantry there were many different types of foods. Jerky, loaves of bread, fruits, and many other things. Chocolate, a fairly expensive and exotic commodity, is noticeably absent. Although, a bundle of shortbread cookies was nestled in the back.

"MMMMMM COOKIE!" I eat every single cookie I can find and look out the window to relax. (If there is a window)

You consume the entire package of cookies. Looking out the window the time is only around midday. The city passes by outside as one would expect. You suddenly feel thirsty, those cookies were fairly dry.

I search for some water stored in the house, if there is none, I choose to "sigh" and look out the window.

There does not seem to be any drinkable water within the house. A faint smell of overwatering can be smelt from a house plant. Looking out the window, and find that this block has an alley square with a well behind the houses. Maybe you could get some clean water from there.

I smash the well in

I walk very leisurely towards the well. I'm whistling as I walk. 

I ask you how you’re doing and say there were rumors of an evil spirit that haunts the well

(I think my derailing attempt was ignored lol. Ignore this message if you think I am ruining this forum game)

(I have no clue if it derailed anything, also the DM here typically takes a little while to respond - which is cool- but yeah)

I respond with a shriek of JOY. "OH OH BOY OH BOY OH BOI! WANNA PLAY A GAAAAMMME?"