You punch the remaining barrels into submission. The Ale isn't deep enough to swim in, but you flop onto the floor into the Ale. Suddenly you see a small portal appear in front of you before a fist comes out and clocks you in the jaw. The fist retracts and the portal disappears. Your jaw hurts.
Getting up you stand in the ale confused and in pain. Before you know it, another portal opens, and another fist along with it retracting and disappearing as before. Another appears and another until you blackout from the pain.
You awake an unknown amount of time later. The sunsets outside. The candle has burnt out leaving a shrinking window of light in the room.
(I'm calling it on this one. No more interdimensional punches!)
You stand there as you see portals attempting to open up but fail to allow the assailant's fists through again. You see the sunlight completely leave the room. A faint sound outside can be heard in the distance.
I cast fire snipe at 69th level to incinerate whatever it was.
(I never knew being the arsonist conscious was so much fun!)
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Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
I cast fire snipe at 69th level to incinerate whatever it was.
(I never knew being the arsonist conscious was so much fun!)
Do you mean fire bolt?
No, fire snipe has a range of 10,000 ft
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Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
You feel a reassuring pat from one of those strange portals. You hear the sound again as you head back outside. The streets are dark with the torches in the street lamps have been intentionally put out. Guards stand On the far end of the street at one of the entrances. You hear the sound again, much clearer now. "VAROOOOOOOOOOH!" The sound of a warhorn.
You stand there a moment before feeling a burning feeling in your hands. You aim your Fire Snipe on whatever approaches from outside the city. A rapid precision bolt of fire emerges from your hands quickly whooshing past the guards. The guards that your snipe passed turn to look before an explosion of fire is seen in the distance.
You ask the guard what is going on after firing off the fire snipe. The guard, a little bewildered stammers out, "A band of Orcs have been on the approach for some time. The estimated path showed them moving off to the East, but they changed course to here."
You let this information sink in as you watch the now on fire Orc leader stop dropping and rolling.
You manage to take the knives off of the disappeared guard as you begin throwing them everywhere and at everyone. You don't manage to do much, but the knives in the air are a bit of a concern.
I punch you.
You punch the remaining barrels into submission. The Ale isn't deep enough to swim in, but you flop onto the floor into the Ale. Suddenly you see a small portal appear in front of you before a fist comes out and clocks you in the jaw. The fist retracts and the portal disappears. Your jaw hurts.
I will continue punching him.
Getting up you stand in the ale confused and in pain. Before you know it, another portal opens, and another fist along with it retracting and disappearing as before. Another appears and another until you blackout from the pain.
You awake an unknown amount of time later. The sunsets outside. The candle has burnt out leaving a shrinking window of light in the room.
I am still punching him.
(I'm calling it on this one. No more interdimensional punches!)
You stand there as you see portals attempting to open up but fail to allow the assailant's fists through again. You see the sunlight completely leave the room. A faint sound outside can be heard in the distance.
I pat his head, softly and gently.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
I cast fire snipe at 69th level to incinerate whatever it was.
(I never knew being the arsonist conscious was so much fun!)
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
Do you mean fire bolt?
No, fire snipe has a range of 10,000 ft
Lets summon archdevils
Platymaster of the Church (Cult) of the Platypus
Arachnapriest of the Guild of Spiders
Disclaimer: Underfan8 is not to be held responsible for any of the following events happening as a result of talking to Underfan8, touching Underfan8, or even just seeing Underfan8: The rise of Tiamat, resurrection of vecna, pissed of genies, a complete and udder power change in the blood war, or a fate worse than a fate worse than total annihilation. Exist with Underfan8 at you own risk.
You feel a reassuring pat from one of those strange portals. You hear the sound again as you head back outside. The streets are dark with the torches in the street lamps have been intentionally put out. Guards stand On the far end of the street at one of the entrances. You hear the sound again, much clearer now. "VAROOOOOOOOOOH!" The sound of a warhorn.
You stand there a moment before feeling a burning feeling in your hands. You aim your Fire Snipe on whatever approaches from outside the city. A rapid precision bolt of fire emerges from your hands quickly whooshing past the guards. The guards that your snipe passed turn to look before an explosion of fire is seen in the distance.
Can I enter the game as a guard?
Ima take over.
you can’t, the dm batters you into submission for doing so and gives u a binding armour of vulnerability with no resistance
I ask the guards what happened
currently playing Kis the cleric in DM Training Ground: You Are In A Room(reboot, reboot)
[Sorry, I was sick for quite a bit.]
You ask the guard what is going on after firing off the fire snipe. The guard, a little bewildered stammers out, "A band of Orcs have been on the approach for some time. The estimated path showed them moving off to the East, but they changed course to here."
You let this information sink in as you watch the now on fire Orc leader stop dropping and rolling.
I Appear Out Of Nowhere And Kidnap The Guard And Steal All Money In A 50Ft. Radius
(I Thought This Would Be Funny)
i throw knives at everyone
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
I throw knifes at the sky hoping it will hit the gods
You manage to take the knives off of the disappeared guard as you begin throwing them everywhere and at everyone. You don't manage to do much, but the knives in the air are a bit of a concern.
I THROW MORE KNIVES!
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented