Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Yeah pretty much
TPBM eat bagels
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
I love bagels
the person below me has a number in their name
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Incorrect.
The person below me knows what the fox says.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Yes. I would tell you, but it would melt your brain.
The person below me is not Vitus.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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No, I secretly am.
TPBM has a rod of the Archmage
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Yessssss
The person below me is not in fact Vitus, because if they were, they would've responded to my PM in the past three days
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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Oh yeah, I guess you're right
TPBM has used the lvl 14 warlock patron ability from the Genie, minor wish, to cast planar ally and summon an elemental.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
No, but now I want to try it.
Tpbm has one favorite DnD class, and they play it more than any other class in the game.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
PFP credit goes to Mo Willems
Haven't had enough experience to get a singular favorite class yet.
Bro... why you gotta call me out like that? xD
The person below me has played a Verdan.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I have no idea what that is
TPBM is secretly a lich
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Nope.
Verdan is a race added by the Acquisitions Incorporated sourcebook
The person below me has stayed on the line of an obvious butt-dial just to see how long it takes for the other person to finally hang up.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Yeah, it took them 3 years
TPBM has eaten a whole Carolina Reaper pepper
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
On my post-bucket list
TPMB has a smiling profile picture
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Can birds smile? I'm not seeing one.
Tpbm just had a meal.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
PFP credit goes to Mo Willems
It was a couple hours ago.
The person below me wants to write a novel one day.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Already started.
The person below me is Yondor.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
Nope
TPBM is reading the dungeon master's handbook as I am writing this.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
...No.
The person below me will put "the person below me" instead of TPBM.
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
Extended signature: Here
Yeah I will
TPBM thinks elmo is right about rocco
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Listen, if Zoe believes Rocco's not just a rock, Rocco is not just a rock.
TPBM has a living thing in their profile picture (humanoid, animal, plant, monster, etc)
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
PFP credit goes to Mo Willems