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Oh gosh! I missed so much! This does feel like an epic season finale, super cool set of rooms. Anyway, Angelino pops up again from Alexander’s healing and sees blood splattered over his pristine robs, his face pale. “Oh… um. Take that!” Angelino casts eldritch blast toward the goo-boy
Attack: 10 Damage: 14
Attack: 18 Damage: 14
Edit: how do I roll so well! Another set of double 14’s! Am I doing something wrong when typing them in? No way I got this lucky… wait let me try something. Attack: 11 Damage: 14 that doesn’t count, I just want to test
Edit 2: Why does it always roll 14’s? I guess I’ll just roll ‘‘em normal from now on
Oh gosh! I missed so much! This does feel like an epic season finale, super cool set of rooms. Anyway, Angelino pops up again from Alexander’s healing and sees blood splattered over his pristine robs, his face pale. “Oh… um. Take that!” Angelino casts eldritch blast toward the goo-boy
Attack: 20 Damage: 14
Attack: 13 Damage: 14
Edit: how do I roll so well! Another set of double 14’s! Am I doing something wrong when typing them in? No way I got this lucky… wait let me try something. Attack: 9 Damage: 14 that doesn’t count, I just want to test
Edit 2: Why does it always roll 14’s? I guess I’ll just roll ‘‘em normal from now on
As you all mercilessly smash, blast, and stab the tiny guardian, it cries, “No! Why! I’m supposed to be invisible!” In a pathetic, squeaky voice. It’s blubbering is cut short as it suddenly explodes into thousands of wiggly black worms, which scurrying away as fast as they can. Suddenly, Kay appears in the room with you! She stomps on a few of the worms. “Hey guys! I think I missed something, but there’s the door!”
Lol “Thouck would have killed it with one hit. But it had to be a group victory for the finally! I’m very glad you didn’t miss all of it Thoruk!
you can all describe how your characters react to going through the gate.
when you go through, you are met with a blinding light and a feeling of peace. You hear the words “Well done.” Anyone watching would see you start to fade away, a ball of brilliant light would come from each of you, and float away to who knows where. (Hopefully somewhere nice)
Awesome! absolutely loved that. Epic boss-fight too! Angelino floats away to a floating castle in the heavens, amazed to be out of that filthy dungeon. He is ecstatic, and in his celebration chooses to raises taxes.
Oh my gosh, that was fun. Thoroughly enjoyed Angelino, I always love playing narcissistic characters. Anyway, despite my last two characters being insane in some way (a literal God-complex and extreme pyromania) the next one is completely sane in every fascist.
For my next trick... A tall-ish female elf stands before you! She is wearing a thick leather lab coat with many pockets, straps, and folds, it goes down to her shins. It looks like it tightens in some places, and the sleeves are a little long... Her coat is stained in many, many, many, many colorful blood stains (In many fun colors! not just red!) In some of the straps and pockets of the coat are filled with little bottles filled with decaying bits of organic matter. Like: eyes, hands, brains, skulls, tentacles. She turns and looks at everyone's new faces and introduces herself:
Harmony steps through the doorway and vanishes with a sprinkling of music notes.
A gnome steps forward. She is very short, even for a gnome, but she carries herself with an air of extreme confidence. Even in these grim surroundings her eyes sparkle with cheer. "Hi! I am Agnomally!!!!!!!!!" She says this with much gusto, brandishing her staff theatrically. "It's nice to meet you too! Where are we?"
(Agnomally is my profile picture, but she is currently wingless)
Awesome! absolutely loved that. Epic boss-fight too! Angelino floats away to a floating castle in the heavens, amazed to be out of that filthy dungeon. He is ecstatic, and in his celebration chooses to raises taxes.
Oh my gosh, that was fun. Thoroughly enjoyed Angelino, I always love playing narcissistic characters. Anyway, despite my last two characters being insane in some way (a literal God-complex and extreme pyromania) the next one is completely sane in every fascist.
For my next trick... A tall-ish female elf stands before you! She is wearing a thick leather lab coat with many pockets, straps, and folds, it goes down to her shins. It looks like it tightens in some places, and the sleeves are a little long... Her coat is stained in many, many, many, many colorful blood stains (In many fun colors! not just red!) In some of the straps and pockets of the coat are filled with little bottles filled with decaying bits of organic matter. Like: eyes, hands, brains, skulls, tentacles. She turns and looks at everyone's new faces and introduces herself:
Awesome! absolutely loved that. Epic boss-fight too! Angelino floats away to a floating castle in the heavens, amazed to be out of that filthy dungeon. He is ecstatic, and in his celebration chooses to raises taxes.
Oh my gosh, that was fun. Thoroughly enjoyed Angelino, I always love playing narcissistic characters. Anyway, despite my last two characters being insane in some way (a literal God-complex and extreme pyromania) the next one is completely sane in every fascist.
For my next trick... A tall-ish female elf stands before you! She is wearing a thick leather lab coat with many pockets, straps, and folds, it goes down to her shins. It looks like it tightens in some places, and the sleeves are a little long... Her coat is stained in many, many, many, many colorful blood stains (In many fun colors! not just red!) In some of the straps and pockets of the coat are filled with little bottles filled with decaying bits of organic matter. Like: eyes, hands, brains, skulls, tentacles. She turns and looks at everyone's new faces and introduces herself:
"Oh! Hi! I'm Clementine! nice to meet you all!"
Um... completely sane? Ok....
“Oh! Hello! I’m Clementine, I’m not quite sure where I am myself, I was just in the lab and now… I’m here. I know just about as much as you!” Also, Agnomally as a name is… so, so perfect. Love it.
Awesome! absolutely loved that. Epic boss-fight too! Angelino floats away to a floating castle in the heavens, amazed to be out of that filthy dungeon. He is ecstatic, and in his celebration chooses to raises taxes.
Oh my gosh, that was fun. Thoroughly enjoyed Angelino, I always love playing narcissistic characters. Anyway, despite my last two characters being insane in some way (a literal God-complex and extreme pyromania) the next one is completely sane in every fascist.
For my next trick... A tall-ish female elf stands before you! She is wearing a thick leather lab coat with many pockets, straps, and folds, it goes down to her shins. It looks like it tightens in some places, and the sleeves are a little long... Her coat is stained in many, many, many, many colorful blood stains (In many fun colors! not just red!) In some of the straps and pockets of the coat are filled with little bottles filled with decaying bits of organic matter. Like: eyes, hands, brains, skulls, tentacles. She turns and looks at everyone's new faces and introduces herself:
"Oh! Hi! I'm Clementine! nice to meet you all!"
Um... completely sane? Ok....
“Oh! Hello! I’m Clementine, I’m not quite sure where I am myself, I was just in the lab and now… I’m here. I know just about as much as you!” Also, Agnomally as a name is… so, so perfect. Love it.
Thanks!
”I was hanging out with my friends at the keep, and now I’m here too! I wonder where here is.”
Alexander steps reverently towards the door, he gives the room a final glance before stepping forward with a small smile upon his lips. The road ahead may be a long one, but perhaps he will find his friends again somewhere beyond these endless rooms. He spreads his wings, and flies off into the sunset.
Suddenly a human appears in the room. A grotesque scar marring the right side of her face, covering her eye part of her nose. Her black hair is wild, and her cloths are tattered. Two long curved blades are strapped to her back. She scans the room with bright green, almost catlike eyes, and smiles. "Well, this is interesting isn't it? I am Zuli." Her voice is gruff, yet as she walks forward, her motions are like that of a prowling feline.
Alexander steps reverently towards the door, he gives the room a final glance before stepping forward with a small smile upon his lips. The road ahead may be a long one, but perhaps he will find his friends again somewhere beyond these endless rooms. He spreads his wings, and flies off into the sunset.
Suddenly a human appears in the room. A grotesque scar marring the right side of her face, covering her eye part of her nose. Her black hair is wild, and her cloths are tattered. Two long curved blades are strapped to her back. She scans the room with bright green, almost catlike eyes, and smiles. "Well, this is interesting isn't it? I am Zuli." Her voice is gruff, yet as she walks forward, her motions are like that of a prowling feline.
Well alright then. “Hi! Oh, sorry! This might be rude of me to ask, but how did you get those scars…?” A deep fascination crosses over Clementine’s face while examining Zuli’s scars.
Awesome! absolutely loved that. Epic boss-fight too! Angelino floats away to a floating castle in the heavens, amazed to be out of that filthy dungeon. He is ecstatic, and in his celebration chooses to raises taxes.
Oh my gosh, that was fun. Thoroughly enjoyed Angelino, I always love playing narcissistic characters. Anyway, despite my last two characters being insane in some way (a literal God-complex and extreme pyromania) the next one is completely sane in every fascist.
For my next trick... A tall-ish female elf stands before you! She is wearing a thick leather lab coat with many pockets, straps, and folds, it goes down to her shins. It looks like it tightens in some places, and the sleeves are a little long... Her coat is stained in many, many, many, many colorful blood stains (In many fun colors! not just red!) In some of the straps and pockets of the coat are filled with little bottles filled with decaying bits of organic matter. Like: eyes, hands, brains, skulls, tentacles. She turns and looks at everyone's new faces and introduces herself:
"Oh! Hi! I'm Clementine! nice to meet you all!"
I’m glad you enjoyed the finale!
And Clementine is definitely the most sane person in this room.... yes she definitely is.
“You want to know how I got my scars?” Zuli says with a wide, toothy grin. “We’ll… it’s a long story. I could just show you…if you want.” As she speaks you get the feeling that you are being watched by a powerful predator. For a moment, you are staring into the eyes of a giant tiger. You blink, and realize that it is still just Zuli. Though her gleaming green eyes and scarred face are almost as terrifying as the Tiger’s.
Kay’s spirit returns to the open sea. Perhaps she will make up with her mother... or not. She is a pirate after all.
And for my next character we have! Another Dragonborn! (This is the character that was with the drow Angelino tried to hit)
An amethyst Dragonborn appears before you. She is clad in dark bluish grey armor with large flamburge on her back. She looks around, her gaze lingering on each of you for a few moments. “Where in the blazes am I?”
Kay’s spirit returns to the open sea. Perhaps she will make up with her mother... or not. She is a pirate after all.
And for my next character we have! Another Dragonborn! (This is the character that was with the drow Angelino tried to hit)
An amethyst Dragonborn appears before you. She is clad in dark bluish grey armor with large flamburge on her back. She looks around, her gaze lingering on each of you for a few moments. “Where in the blazes am I?”
“Oh I’m not quite sure my self… but welcome! I’m Clementine!”
“You want to know how I got my scars?” Zuli says with a wide, toothy grin. “We’ll… it’s a long story. I could just show you…if you want.” As she speaks you get the feeling that you are being watched by a powerful predator. For a moment, you are staring into the eyes of a giant tiger. You blink, and realize that it is still just Zuli. Though her gleaming green eyes and scarred face are almost as terrifying as the Tiger’s.
“Oh! Ha! Sorry, I’m not easily scared, lost that reflex a while ago. I work in a lab, I get to dissect things all day… gag, flinch, and scare reflex went with that. But I am quite curious about what weapon inflicted this…” She starts reaching for something in one of her many pockets slowly while talking about dissections before looking around and dropping her hand.
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Oh gosh! I missed so much! This does feel like an epic season finale, super cool set of rooms. Anyway, Angelino pops up again from Alexander’s healing and sees blood splattered over his pristine robs, his face pale. “Oh… um. Take that!” Angelino casts eldritch blast toward the goo-boy
Attack: 10 Damage: 14
Attack: 18 Damage: 14
Edit: how do I roll so well! Another set of double 14’s! Am I doing something wrong when typing them in? No way I got this lucky… wait let me try something. Attack: 11 Damage: 14 that doesn’t count, I just want to test
Edit 2: Why does it always roll 14’s? I guess I’ll just roll ‘‘em normal from now on
Weird!
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Oh man" I've missed the finale!
Thoruk will appear out of nowhere, covered in darts and bleeding profusely, and fly into a rage as he starts attacking the tiny guardian.
Attack: 6 Damage: 20
Attack: 18 Damage: 21
(Thoruk has no idea what's going on. He got lost for a while, then noticed he was covered in darts and everyone else was fighting!)
Edit - wow, go Thoruk!
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Wow, those are some great rolls. If it isn’t dead after that sudden ~50 damage, I don’t think we’ll ever kill it, lol.
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Thank you!
As you all mercilessly smash, blast, and stab the tiny guardian, it cries, “No! Why! I’m supposed to be invisible!” In a pathetic, squeaky voice. It’s blubbering is cut short as it suddenly explodes into thousands of wiggly black worms, which scurrying away as fast as they can. Suddenly, Kay appears in the room with you! She stomps on a few of the worms. “Hey guys! I think I missed something, but there’s the door!”
“Let’s go!” Harmony heads toward the door.
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Lol “Thouck would have killed it with one hit. But it had to be a group victory for the finally! I’m very glad you didn’t miss all of it Thoruk!
you can all describe how your characters react to going through the gate.
when you go through, you are met with a blinding light and a feeling of peace. You hear the words “Well done.” Anyone watching would see you start to fade away, a ball of brilliant light would come from each of you, and float away to who knows where. (Hopefully somewhere nice)
This has been super fun! Can’t wait for season 2!
Oh also the gate opens by itself as soon as you approach it.
Awesome! absolutely loved that. Epic boss-fight too! Angelino floats away to a floating castle in the heavens, amazed to be out of that filthy dungeon. He is ecstatic, and in his celebration chooses to raises taxes.
Oh my gosh, that was fun. Thoroughly enjoyed Angelino, I always love playing narcissistic characters. Anyway, despite my last two characters being insane in some way (a literal God-complex and extreme pyromania) the next one is completely sane in every fascist.
For my next trick... A tall-ish female elf stands before you! She is wearing a thick leather lab coat with many pockets, straps, and folds, it goes down to her shins. It looks like it tightens in some places, and the sleeves are a little long... Her coat is stained in many, many, many, many colorful blood stains (In many fun colors! not just red!) In some of the straps and pockets of the coat are filled with little bottles filled with decaying bits of organic matter. Like: eyes, hands, brains, skulls, tentacles. She turns and looks at everyone's new faces and introduces herself:
"Oh! Hi! I'm Clementine! nice to meet you all!"
Harmony steps through the doorway and vanishes with a sprinkling of music notes.
A gnome steps forward. She is very short, even for a gnome, but she carries herself with an air of extreme confidence. Even in these grim surroundings her eyes sparkle with cheer. "Hi! I am Agnomally!!!!!!!!!" She says this with much gusto, brandishing her staff theatrically. "It's nice to meet you too! Where are we?"
(Agnomally is my profile picture, but she is currently wingless)
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Um... completely sane? Ok....
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
“Oh! Hello! I’m Clementine, I’m not quite sure where I am myself, I was just in the lab and now… I’m here. I know just about as much as you!” Also, Agnomally as a name is… so, so perfect. Love it.
Thanks!
”I was hanging out with my friends at the keep, and now I’m here too! I wonder where here is.”
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
Ariendela Sneakerson, Half-elf Rogue (8); Harmony Wolfsbane, Tiefling Bard (10); Agnomally, Gnomish Sorcerer (3); Breeze, Tabaxi Monk (8); Grace, Dragonborn Barbarian (7); DM, Homebrew- The Sequestered Lands/Underwater Explorers; Candlekeep
Alexander steps reverently towards the door, he gives the room a final glance before stepping forward with a small smile upon his lips. The road ahead may be a long one, but perhaps he will find his friends again somewhere beyond these endless rooms. He spreads his wings, and flies off into the sunset.
Suddenly a human appears in the room. A grotesque scar marring the right side of her face, covering her eye part of her nose. Her black hair is wild, and her cloths are tattered. Two long curved blades are strapped to her back. She scans the room with bright green, almost catlike eyes, and smiles. "Well, this is interesting isn't it? I am Zuli." Her voice is gruff, yet as she walks forward, her motions are like that of a prowling feline.
Well alright then. “Hi! Oh, sorry! This might be rude of me to ask, but how did you get those scars…?” A deep fascination crosses over Clementine’s face while examining Zuli’s scars.
I’m glad you enjoyed the finale!
And Clementine is definitely the most sane person in this room.... yes she definitely is.
“You want to know how I got my scars?” Zuli says with a wide, toothy grin. “We’ll… it’s a long story. I could just show you…if you want.” As she speaks you get the feeling that you are being watched by a powerful predator. For a moment, you are staring into the eyes of a giant tiger. You blink, and realize that it is still just Zuli. Though her gleaming green eyes and scarred face are almost as terrifying as the Tiger’s.
Kay’s spirit returns to the open sea. Perhaps she will make up with her mother... or not. She is a pirate after all.
And for my next character we have! Another Dragonborn! (This is the character that was with the drow Angelino tried to hit)
An amethyst Dragonborn appears before you. She is clad in dark bluish grey armor with large flamburge on her back. She looks around, her gaze lingering on each of you for a few moments. “Where in the blazes am I?”
“Oh I’m not quite sure my self… but welcome! I’m Clementine!”
“Oh! Ha! Sorry, I’m not easily scared, lost that reflex a while ago. I work in a lab, I get to dissect things all day… gag, flinch, and scare reflex went with that. But I am quite curious about what weapon inflicted this…” She starts reaching for something in one of her many pockets slowly while talking about dissections before looking around and dropping her hand.