A wise peasant laughs to himself as he realizes that the de-elementalizing elemental de-elementalized itself into a pile of de-elementalized matter in the proccess of de-elementalizing all other elementals.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
A mimic leaves the game and breaks all laws of physics just to eat you irl, then returns to dnd to celebrate its victory along with the wise peasant, who it will now protect with its life.
The peasant lives. For wanting him to be killed, you were punished.
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A mimic leaves the game and breaks all laws of physics just to eat you irl, then returns to dnd to celebrate its victory along with the wise peasant, who it will now protect with its life.
The peasant lives. For wanting him to be killed, you were punished.
No no no, I am happy that the peasant is still with us (except he's not with me, 'cause i'm dead).
But the mimic contracted a disease while in the real world, making it weaker and vulnerable, and eventually a pack of wolves find and eat the mimic, while the peasant was traveling through the woods.
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Only to be struck by lightning. Looks like Thor joined the party
Thor hasn't been training, which allows the storm giant to overpower him.
The storm giant gets burned by a red dragon that still remembers the war between giants and dragons
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Who gets banished back to the nine hells by a high-leveled wizard
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The aspect of Tiamat squashes him from behind...
The Boy, the Legend
I play as Yagrea the sassy monk in the Twinkling Stars Tavern!
Quott, the amnesiac Tortle Chronurgy Wizard.
A level 1 wild magic sorcerer has a wild magic surge that one shots the aspect somehow
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Yeah. Level 1 sorc. 6+CON HP. Anything slightly decent could kill that. So...
Tiamat herself comes, deals 16 damage.
i am a human being.
But then a level one wizard uses command and tells her “leave.” She fail the save and is out of legendary resistances.
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Who is now chomped on by a Mimic
The Boy, the Legend
I play as Yagrea the sassy monk in the Twinkling Stars Tavern!
Quott, the amnesiac Tortle Chronurgy Wizard.
It spits out a dagger
A wizard watches it spit out a dagger and fireballs it.
(reference to feed the mimic forum game)
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A water elemental attacks and the fire spell is weak to this attack.
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then the kettle elemental attacks and slowly boils the life out of the elemental whilst keeping hot water inside for my tea
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
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After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
A scrap elemental breaks the kettle elemental into scrap metal and absorbs it.
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A recycling elemental launches its strongest attack at the scrap elemental, transforming it into helpless piles of metal gardening equipment.
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A de-elementalizing elemental de-elementalizes everything within a 5-mile radius, including the recycling elemental, which turns into a recycling bin.
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A wise peasant laughs to himself as he realizes that the de-elementalizing elemental de-elementalized itself into a pile of de-elementalized matter in the proccess of de-elementalizing all other elementals.
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guess I win. nobody could beat a peasant.
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A mimic leaves the game and breaks all laws of physics just to eat you irl, then returns to dnd to celebrate its victory along with the wise peasant, who it will now protect with its life.
The peasant lives. For wanting him to be killed, you were punished.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
No no no, I am happy that the peasant is still with us (except he's not with me, 'cause i'm dead).
But the mimic contracted a disease while in the real world, making it weaker and vulnerable, and eventually a pack of wolves find and eat the mimic, while the peasant was traveling through the woods.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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A young gold dragon avenges the mimic and takes over its place as the guardian of the peasant.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
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