I feed it a mimic made of stone and a stone made of mimic.
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the mimic eats the stone mimic and the mimic stone spitting out a you made out of stone and a stone made out of you. make a dex save you take 3d4 bludgeoning damage on a failed save and half on a success as the stone you hits you. also make a wis save. taking 3d4 phsycic damage on a failed save or half on a success as you get struck by a stone made of flesh.
i feed the mimic the ultimate evil being. a goose i darent even speak its name.
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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the mimic takes the form of a horrible monstrosity a dragon with 2 heads one is a goose and the other is a duck
i feed the mimic a witch (monty python witch.)
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This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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it complains about your shrubbery. and spits out a herring.
i feed it the potion that makes you explode. (the drinker casts 9th level fireball centered on self)
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This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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I feed it 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 (I have no idea how to say that number) mimics.
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It does not except it and eats you for being cruel.
I feed it my deepest, darkest secret.
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The mimic sidles up to you, places its hand on your shoulder and touches its forehead to yours. It understands and accepts you. You are not alone anymore.
It screams and spits them out, then runs away. It comes back a few hours later and eats you.
I feed the mimic a delicious cake.
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It is no longer depressed.
I feed it a mimic made of stone and a stone made of mimic.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
the mimic eats the stone mimic and the mimic stone spitting out a you made out of stone and a stone made out of you. make a dex save you take 3d4 bludgeoning damage on a failed save and half on a success as the stone you hits you. also make a wis save. taking 3d4 phsycic damage on a failed save or half on a success as you get struck by a stone made of flesh.
i feed the mimic the ultimate evil being. a
goosei darent even speak its name.This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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It spits out a duck, and as everyone knows, you can never trust a duck.
i feed it the duck in terror.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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the mimic takes the form of a horrible monstrosity a dragon with 2 heads one is a
gooseand the other is aducki feed the mimic a witch (monty python witch.)
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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It spits out a man, who is very learned in the ways of science.
I feed it a shrubbery
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it complains about your shrubbery. and spits out a herring.
i feed it the potion that makes you explode. (the drinker casts 9th level fireball centered on self)
This Mug immediately shared with me a transcendental tale of an Infinite Mug that anchors the Universe and keeps it from folding in on itself. I filed this report under "illogical nonsense" and asked why its sign is in Times New Roman font, when it is basic knowledge that Arial Black is a far superior font. I wondered: How did this mug even get past the assembly line with its theistic beliefs and poor font choices?
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It becomes a Mimic of Fireballs, and spits a fireball at you.
I feed it a potion of dispel fireball.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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It is now a normal mimic.
I feed it 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 (I have no idea how to say that number) mimics.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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It spits out one mimic. That mimic waddles away.
I feed it a potato.
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The mimic gives you seeds
I feed it chocolate
It spits out a note that says “I’m allergic”, then dies.
I feed it revivify
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
But it's deadWait a minuteIt spits out a corn snake.
I feed it some real corn instead. :)
Certified gay geek
Still don’t really know how to play this game, but I love it anyway.
he/they
It spits out Colonel Cornelius Cornwall.
i feed it my newborn child
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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It does not except it and eats you for being cruel.
I feed it my deepest, darkest secret.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The mimic sidles up to you, places its hand on your shoulder and touches its forehead to yours. It understands and accepts you. You are not alone anymore.
I feed the mimic cringe Gacha Life Videos
Grew outta my cringe roleplay account arc :P
They/them
It spits out hours of completely ridiculous work.
I feed it sans undertale from the hit indie game undertale
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it spits out papyrus sans brother
i feed it papyrus
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
It spits out a spell scroll.
I feed it people who play horror games.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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It screams and spits them out, then runs away. It comes back a few hours later and eats you.
I feed the mimic a delicious cake.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
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it just sits there
i kill the mimic with my army of level 20s and then get a new mimic and feed the dead mimic to the alive mimic
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon