I feed the mimletts a rotten egg

Half the mimletts become sick and die.

I feed the mimletts their fallen brethren 

The mimletts morph into slimey scaly mimletts.

I feed the mimletts after fried chicken after midnight.

They explode into Centrifuging multidimensional anomalies that rip and shred time and space.

I feed the mimic a hypercube 

The original mimic eats the Centrifuging multidimensional anomalies that rip and shred time and space

i feed it my poisner's kit

It spits a bunch of poison darts at your face.

I feed the mimic some crawfish.

i use my reaction to step 3 feet backwards

the mimic becomes a huge,poisons(i cant spell) crawfish 

I tell everybody to stand back, I'll handle this! *puts on crawdad bib and grabs troll sized bottle of hot sauce*

Munch...munch...munch...

Now it's time to feed the DonJonMastah 

=D

The mimic shoots him out of jealousy.

I feed the mimic a rolled up carpet full of worms.

  The mimic spits out anime  cause anime is amazing

I feed the mimic my annoying little brother

It becomes your annoying little brother

I feed it my rope

The Mimic inhaled the Rope. Spits climbing boots

i toss in a wand of hideous laughter.

The mimic laughs at you for ten minutes strait, then gives you some new warm winter gloves.

I give the mimic a copy of borderlands 2 with DLC.

the mimic spits out a wooden key.

I feed the mimic a clocwork orange.

With much grinding of gears the mimic crunches down on the orange and spits out a clockwork apple.

I feed the mimic a laptop.

The mimic checks its email, and throws the laptop back at you out of anger that no one responded yet.

I give the mimic a mutants and masterminds TTRPG player book.

The mimic has its mind expanded to new heights as it devours the previous posters psychic energy leaving a dry husk of a brain in its place professor X is very much displeased 

I then feed it a full series of pony finder rpg source books as well as a haunted pumpkin just want to see what will happen next

The mimic spits out Nightmare moon and a ponied version of ghost rider which I add as party members 

i feed it a small collection of weapons staves and shields with a metal bands musical instruments in hopes of making heavy metal sonic weapons 

i also steal the mimic to have it as the party’s artificer 

Shall no one stop me