I convince her that I can aid in procuring more tasteful and filling meals than my meager flesh.
You're trapped in a jail cell, guarded day and night by a metal automaton. Twice a day, the door to the cell is open to give you food and water, but the automaton maintains its silent vigil.
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I convince her that I can aid in procuring more tasteful and filling meals than my meager flesh.
You're trapped in a jail cell, guarded day and night by a metal automaton. Twice a day, the door to the cell is open to give you food and water, but the automaton maintains its silent vigil.
I take out some tools in my pocket and start artifice-ing my consciousness into a sentient, wraith-like AI whos material form is that of a cloud of jagged blades, and I slice the automaton's head off.
You're trapped in a planar bubble facing Vecna, and you're a 1st-level ranger.
My stuffing falls out. "Yay!" I say. "I'm less yummy now!" - I'm a baked potato.
You are existing in a decaying universe and your death will happen in 1 hour. You have no magic, no technology, and your brain has been conveniently turned to sludge by cosmic radiation.
I do a quick Amazon and buy another one. I clean up the old one. Before my mum realizes it’s missing, there’s already another just like it in its spot.
You are playing VR at 2 am when your mom walks in.
I think about how I’m in a pickle because is this, and suddenly the pickle disappears and reappears as a hollow shell around me, and I break out of it.
You are inside a pickle with titanium-strength walls.
I stop him by explaining, in detail, how knowing he's a Rick and Morty character shows that I possess a mind of great intellect in order to be able to understand the subtleties of such a concept and therefore he is dealing with his intellectual superior and must back down.
You're trapped in a room with nothing but a table and a mirror.
I look in the mirror, I see what I saw, I take out the saw, cut the mirror in half, and then put together, and that makes a whole, so I jump out the hole. (I don’t need a table)
You’re trapped in a room with a baseball bat and a baseball.
I cut all the baseballs in half, and four half's make a giant hole, and I jump through
Your covered in honey, and the swarm of bees that you took to much honey from are coming right at you. (P.S. Please don't hurt or kill the bees, bee kind to beekind, I'm a beekeeper : )
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
I convince her that I can aid in procuring more tasteful and filling meals than my meager flesh.
You're trapped in a jail cell, guarded day and night by a metal automaton. Twice a day, the door to the cell is open to give you food and water, but the automaton maintains its silent vigil.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I take out some tools in my pocket and start artifice-ing my consciousness into a sentient, wraith-like AI whos material form is that of a cloud of jagged blades, and I slice the automaton's head off.
You're trapped in a planar bubble facing Vecna, and you're a 1st-level ranger.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
I tell the automaton, "This sentence is false." After it short-circuits on the logical impossibility, I escape.
You are being deprived of REM sleep for weeks on end.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I go to bed
You just got ripped in half by a cyclops
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
My stuffing falls out. "Yay!" I say. "I'm less yummy now!" - I'm a baked potato.
You are existing in a decaying universe and your death will happen in 1 hour. You have no magic, no technology, and your brain has been conveniently turned to sludge by cosmic radiation.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
I am a paladin of Tyr, and so Tyr saves me
You break your mums favourite vase. (be careful, mums are all powerful)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I do a quick Amazon and buy another one. I clean up the old one. Before my mum realizes it’s missing, there’s already another just like it in its spot.
You are playing VR at 2 am when your mom walks in.
I pretend to be sleep-walking.
You are dying.
I try to survive, but die anyway, and I slam my controller on the floor. stupid game. I'm going to have to start all over again now
Your choking on a pickle
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I think about how I’m in a pickle because is this, and suddenly the pickle disappears and reappears as a hollow shell around me, and I break out of it.
You are inside a pickle with titanium-strength walls.
I break through the non-titanium-strength floor
You are inside a pickle with titanium-strength Everything
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Thankfully a rust monster is my friend...
You are being eaten by a pickle and you are a civilian with no weapons...
The Boy, the Legend
I play as Yagrea the sassy monk in the Twinkling Stars Tavern!
Quott, the amnesiac Tortle Chronurgy Wizard.
Good thing im made of pickle-poison, which instantly kills pickles
You're trapped in a building with PICKLE RIIIIIICKK
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
I stop him by explaining, in detail, how knowing he's a Rick and Morty character shows that I possess a mind of great intellect in order to be able to understand the subtleties of such a concept and therefore he is dealing with his intellectual superior and must back down.
You're trapped in a room with nothing but a table and a mirror.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
I look in the mirror, I see what I saw, I take out the saw, cut the mirror in half, and then put together, and that makes a whole, so I jump out the hole. (I don’t need a table)
You’re trapped in a room with a baseball bat and a baseball.
I cut all the baseballs in half, and four half's make a giant hole, and I jump through
Your covered in honey, and the swarm of bees that you took to much honey from are coming right at you. (P.S. Please don't hurt or kill the bees, bee kind to beekind, I'm a beekeeper : )
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
They eat all the honey put ignore me
You are being chased by 20-something werewolves
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
I'm a 20th level wizard. I cast meteor swarm. And then I cast fireball. No more Werewolves
You are falling into an infinitely deep hole.
Fortunately I have an infinite supply of food and water. I can live forever while I fall.
You are eating a bowl of chili that is on fire. Unbeknownst to you, a giant a avalanche is traveling at 10000000000000 mph while you are eating.