"You are stuck in the goblin king's prison your goal is to escape. How do you escape?"
Also this is my first actual post sorry if its bad.
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You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
First thing to know: My fingernails are incredibly sharp.
Second thing to know: I brought a biscuit with me to this prison.
First off, I begin to juggle the biscuit. It goes round faster and faster, gaining more and more momentum, slowly catching on fire. Yay, now I have a flaming biscuit!
Once I have juggled it exactly 486 times, I spin around, 360 degrees, and continue to juggle. Once I have juggeled it another 894 times, I chuck it into the air one last time, and come down on it with a karate chop, cutting it in half with my fingernails. Both halfs hit the ground hard, denting it. This alerts the guards.
I quickly put the two halves together again. To halves make a whole, and I walk out that hole, which takes me outside my cell.
You know you were always told not to bite your nails? Well now it's a good thing.
I bite two of my nails off, creating two mini super sharp shavings of death (MSSSD's for short) and chuck them at the guards, decapitating them instantly.
But one of them just drops a load of gold rings (like Sonic the hedgehog) and survives. I swiftly grab him and use him as a meat shield against all the other guards.
I get all the way to to the door out, but then the goblin king himself confronts me. His army surrounds me, and I know I have no chance, even with my MSSSD's and my flaming biscuit. The king begins to speak. "You have a choice, little one. I have a question for you. If I detect a lie in what you answer me with, I will torture you and then eat you. If I think you are telling me the truth, I will merely eat you, no extra pain added. Now the question is: Where did you get such stylish fingernails?"
I take a few seconds to answer this, but then say, "No matter what I say, you will torture me and eat me."
The goblin King can't quite grasp the Paradox that was just created, and so explodes. I then processed to walk out the front door.
Yay, I escaped!
Did I do it right?
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
There is no way I woulda thought of that. I’m not that creative.
It's basically one of the only skills I have. All I have is that I'm a little creative and not-stupid-sometimes, and I'm not even sure about the first one.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Take the following scenario as a actual campaign.
"You are stuck in the goblin king's prison your goal is to escape. How do you escape?"
Also this is my first actual post sorry if its bad.
You can find me on forum games almost any day. Thanks to Drummer_The_Dragon_Slayer, I make things that should not exist. I also play as a Dragonborn monk.
Beware! I am Master of the Staff, fear me with passion!
I'm back from the dead! For now.
I'm going to befriend a crow. No-one will stop me.
RP wise I don't really have much time on my hands so I'll try.
Happy 2024!
*Naw, it's a great first post*
First thing to know: My fingernails are incredibly sharp.
Second thing to know: I brought a biscuit with me to this prison.
First off, I begin to juggle the biscuit. It goes round faster and faster, gaining more and more momentum, slowly catching on fire. Yay, now I have a flaming biscuit!
Once I have juggled it exactly 486 times, I spin around, 360 degrees, and continue to juggle. Once I have juggeled it another 894 times, I chuck it into the air one last time, and come down on it with a karate chop, cutting it in half with my fingernails. Both halfs hit the ground hard, denting it. This alerts the guards.
I quickly put the two halves together again. To halves make a whole, and I walk out that hole, which takes me outside my cell.
You know you were always told not to bite your nails? Well now it's a good thing.
I bite two of my nails off, creating two mini super sharp shavings of death (MSSSD's for short) and chuck them at the guards, decapitating them instantly.
But one of them just drops a load of gold rings (like Sonic the hedgehog) and survives. I swiftly grab him and use him as a meat shield against all the other guards.
I get all the way to to the door out, but then the goblin king himself confronts me. His army surrounds me, and I know I have no chance, even with my MSSSD's and my flaming biscuit. The king begins to speak. "You have a choice, little one. I have a question for you. If I detect a lie in what you answer me with, I will torture you and then eat you. If I think you are telling me the truth, I will merely eat you, no extra pain added. Now the question is: Where did you get such stylish fingernails?"
I take a few seconds to answer this, but then say, "No matter what I say, you will torture me and eat me."
The goblin King can't quite grasp the Paradox that was just created, and so explodes. I then processed to walk out the front door.
Yay, I escaped!
Did I do it right?
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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There is no way I woulda thought of that. I’m not that creative.
If I ever get into a pbp please make sure you add the underscore to my name when I get PMed.
Characters (Links!):
Amzar Starshade - Odyssey Of Greatness
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Dallas Hullbreaker - Legacy of Iggwilv
It's basically one of the only skills I have. All I have is that I'm a little creative and not-stupid-sometimes, and I'm not even sure about the first one.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
remeber Self confidence
If I ever get into a pbp please make sure you add the underscore to my name when I get PMed.
Characters (Links!):
Amzar Starshade - Odyssey Of Greatness
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Dallas Hullbreaker - Legacy of Iggwilv
My grammar broke
If I ever get into a pbp please make sure you add the underscore to my name when I get PMed.
Characters (Links!):
Amzar Starshade - Odyssey Of Greatness
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Dallas Hullbreaker - Legacy of Iggwilv
Thanks :)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Agreed lol
Gn btw :)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Gn. Also np
If I ever get into a pbp please make sure you add the underscore to my name when I get PMed.
Characters (Links!):
Amzar Starshade - Odyssey Of Greatness
Faelin Nighthollow - 7th Sojourn
Dallas Hullbreaker - Legacy of Iggwilv