you stubbed your toe so hard it dented the table leg.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
*picks tooth, and accidentally cuts lip* oww! You stupid flametounge (flametounge was the command word) so I accidentally burn my face off.
you were throwing rocks at someone when they transform into a dragon.
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Not the best green apple kool aid, I want a refund! -hours later- *dies*
you were eating a bag of trail mix while reading your allergy report, and realized you were allergic to everything in the trail mix
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Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
"Woah, this is one wild dream!"
You eat some stew that the woman who lives in the candy house fed you.
Gelatinous cubes are by far the most sophisticated of ooze variants
I want to hear about your favorite D&D Races
"I.... love..... this stuff....."
You bit into a corn chip vertically.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Nah, I’ll be fine… *bites down* aaAAAA
you stubbed your toe so hard it dented the table leg.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
"It's scientifically proven that your brain won't let you, so I'll be fine..."
*but it actually hurts*
You fell asleep on a gelatinous cube.
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Nothing cause I’m asleep
i fall off a two strong building into a pool of acid thinking that i will go to the lower planes as high Devil
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"This will work.... for sure....."
You thought you would seem more impressive if you used a flametongue as a toothpick.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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*picks tooth, and accidentally cuts lip* oww! You stupid flametounge (flametounge was the command word) so I accidentally burn my face off.
you were throwing rocks at someone when they transform into a dragon.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
"Whaddya gonna do, huh? Hahahaha-" *sees dragon*
You drank poison thinking it was Kool-Aid.
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...and started me on my way into my next chapter in life...
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Not the best green apple kool aid, I want a refund! -hours later- *dies*
you were eating a bag of trail mix while reading your allergy report, and realized you were allergic to everything in the trail mix
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
"Blah, blah, bl-"
*shock*
"Wait what's in this stuff..."
You kicked a sphere of annihilation like a soccer ball.
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“Goa—”
You kick the bucket of annihilation .
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