No. I need my voice to do my job.

Offer: Choose one video game console of the current generation (Wii U, Xbox One, PS4, Switch). You own every game that has come out for the console so far, and will own every game that is coming out.

The catch: You are banned from playing any of these games online or with friends. Doing so will result in forfeiture of the console and games. And no, buying another of that console does NOT get around the ban.

Deal I don’t play online with friends 

you can give people super powers

for everyone that you give a super power too a random guy gains one too

No

you become a god, but you are blocked off from doing anything for ten years

No

You no longer need to do things to live (like eat, sleep, breathe, etc) BUT you lose a 1/3 of your life

No

You become the richest person in the world, but you trip and fall every three minutes 

Hmm.. that’s a tough one. I would do it. I could help a ton of people, and have a considerable amount left over.

You become mute, but you can understand any language in the world.

I would take it because of sign language 

you can become immortal 

no

you can become any legendary level creature but you are stuck as the opposite gender

ignore this post and the one before it

Oh yesssssss

me is gonna be a gelatinous humanoid (Homebrew)

Edit: I know its not legendary, but come on.

You are offered a wish, except every time you make a wish it is twisted (See the forum game twist the wish) 

no

you can become any legendary level creature but you are stuck as the opposite gender

no

you have as many pizzas as you want, but all pizzas you eat have anchovies

i am lactose intolorant so no

you can become any legendary level creature(including divinity) but you are stuck as the opposite gender permanently and no i changed a minor aspect

Sure, why not? I've always wanted to be a gold dragon.
(Wait, isn't this the same scenario you've used the past 3 times?)

You can become the leader of an entire kingdom, but are no longer able to be an adventurer.

Yeps

You have all the food you want, but can never eat again (you can also survive without food now)

no

would you become a god but no longer attached to this world and instead only able to control your personal world

no,

would you gain immortality but how it works is your a vampire that intently regenerates when you get to your coffin (misty escape ability)

Just for the mist escape ability of course

You get true immortality but you have to witness your friends die as you never age and witness the end of the universe and will be truly alone for the rest of eternity.

Umm.. no thanks

To have an ice cream man follow you around forever, for the small cost of the song the truck plays when it drives by.