Vitus owns a massive library of jokebooks, and has them all memorized.
Don't have a library of them by any stretch. But here's one I read back in (7th?) grade.
Do you know why fire trucks are red? The answer is simple. 2 + 2 = 4 4 * 3 = 12 12 inches in a foot A foot is a ruler A famous ruler was Queen Elizabeth The Queen Elizabeth sails the seas Seas has fish Fish have fins The Finns fought the Russians Russians are red And firetrucks are always Russian [Rushin']
The person below me just groaned. Wrong thread.
Nothic has been starting a plan to get more space at his seat. Each day he moves his classmates' desks 1 milimeter away from him. Slowly but surely he shall have a large personal space while they unwittingly are sitting right on top of each other.
Vitus owns a massive library of jokebooks, and has them all memorized.
Don't have a library of them by any stretch. But here's one I read back in (7th?) grade.
Do you know why fire trucks are red? The answer is simple. 2 + 2 = 4 4 * 3 = 12 12 inches in a foot A foot is a ruler A famous ruler was Queen Elizabeth The Queen Elizabeth sails the seas Seas has fish Fish have fins The Finns fought the Russians Russians are red And firetrucks are always Russian [Rushin']
The person below me just groaned.
no I smiled.
Vitus had to think hard to remember that (maybe)
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Vitus owns a massive library of jokebooks, and has them all memorized.
Don't have a library of them by any stretch. But here's one I read back in (7th?) grade.
Do you know why fire trucks are red? The answer is simple. 2 + 2 = 4 4 * 3 = 12 12 inches in a foot A foot is a ruler A famous ruler was Queen Elizabeth The Queen Elizabeth sails the seas Seas has fish Fish have fins The Finns fought the Russians Russians are red And firetrucks are always Russian [Rushin']
The person below me just groaned. Wrong thread.
Nothic has been starting a plan to get more space at his seat. Each day he moves his classmates' desks 1 milimeter away from him. Slowly but surely he shall have a large personal space while they unwittingly are sitting right on top of each other.
Vitus owns a massive library of jokebooks, and has them all memorized.
Don't have a library of them by any stretch. But here's one I read back in (7th?) grade.
Do you know why fire trucks are red? The answer is simple. 2 + 2 = 4 4 * 3 = 12 12 inches in a foot A foot is a ruler A famous ruler was Queen Elizabeth The Queen Elizabeth sails the seas Seas has fish Fish have fins The Finns fought the Russians Russians are red And firetrucks are always Russian [Rushin']
The person below me just groaned.
no I smiled.
Vitus had to think hard to remember that (maybe)
Yondor has a secret that I cannot tell because it is so secretive.
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Zeus has 58 pet birds. He likes to call Colonel Polly, a macaw parrot, the leader of the group. Eventually he plans to train them to carry him around for the benefit of unlimited flight.
Zeus is behind the funding for Hollywood movies about Greek gods. That's why they've gone so overboard to always portray Zeus as some bastion of impeccable character despite his characterization the mythologies.
Zeus is behind the funding for Hollywood movies about Greek gods. That's why they've gone so overboard to always portray Zeus as some bastion of impeccable character despite his characterization the mythologies.
Shh!
Qiberos is happy that he got to sleep in this morning.
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Nicoli knows someone has so many secrets to hide.... xD
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The Ship on Nothic's pfp is actually a tuna hunter ship.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Nothic knows how to tune a piano but now how to tuna fish.
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Don't have a library of them by any stretch. But here's one I read back in (7th?) grade.
Do you know why fire trucks are red? The answer is simple.
2 + 2 = 4
4 * 3 = 12
12 inches in a foot
A foot is a ruler
A famous ruler was Queen Elizabeth
The Queen Elizabeth sails the seas
Seas has fish
Fish have fins
The Finns fought the Russians
Russians are red
And firetrucks are always Russian [Rushin']
The person below me just groaned.Wrong thread.Nothic has been starting a plan to get more space at his seat. Each day he moves his classmates' desks 1 milimeter away from him. Slowly but surely he shall have a large personal space while they unwittingly are sitting right on top of each other.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
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Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
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no I smiled.
Vitus had to think hard to remember that (maybe)
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I also read that same joke in 7th grade! Weird!
Yondor has a secret that I cannot tell because it is so secretive.
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Cool that we both read the same joke around the same time.
Zeus is currently riding a stationary bike as fast as he can to power his computer as he types. It's all part of his plan to cut down on energy costs.
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*gasp*
"How did you know?" he says in his bed by lamplight talking to his pet birds.
Vitus has a pet dog.
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Zeus has a turtle
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Much as I like dogs, the allergies would suck.
Zeus has 58 pet birds. He likes to call Colonel Polly, a macaw parrot, the leader of the group. Eventually he plans to train them to carry him around for the benefit of unlimited flight.
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I don't, sadly. I only got two from my best friend who drowned recently. (I also have bad allergies and am allergic to everything living.)
Vitus has a cat?
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My condolences. And no, no cats either.
The 173 in ZeusTheGreat173 is his birthday. January 7th, 3 AD.
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No, my birthday was long before that.
Vitus has at least one pet of any kind.
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Used to have fish. But not anymore.
Zeus is behind the funding for Hollywood movies about Greek gods. That's why they've gone so overboard to always portray Zeus as some bastion of impeccable character despite his characterization the mythologies.
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Karl Erikson, No Guts No Glory | Chipper, Curse of Strahd
Silverwood Group 1 | Silverwood Group 2
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 52, 12/23/25, O Holy Night
vitrus is the kind to criticise every film
i'm being forced to be late to every dnd session by bad scheduling and keeping up with these forums
unofficial titles:
Lightning strike of legend
Shh!
Qiberos is happy that he got to sleep in this morning.
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