Secrets of the one above you.

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Tom is actually a Grey Ooze!

 *HOW DID YOU KNOW*

Stephanie's favorite number is not 252

 True. My favourite number is 24, but 252 is my internet thing.

Tom just lied to us. He isn't even a Grey Ooze - he's a Shambling Mound.

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Tom is actually a Grey Ooze!

 *HOW DID YOU KNOW*

Stephanie's favorite number is not 252

 True. My favourite number is 24, but 252 is my internet thing.

Tom just lied to us. He isn't even a Grey Ooze - he's a Shambling Mound.

 *Thats actually by cousin, branch.*

Stephanie doesnt know her oozes

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Tom is actually a Grey Ooze!

 *HOW DID YOU KNOW*

Stephanie's favorite number is not 252

 True. My favourite number is 24, but 252 is my internet thing.

Tom just lied to us. He isn't even a Grey Ooze - he's a Shambling Mound.

 *Thats actually by cousin, branch.*

Stephanie doesnt know her oozes

 I do know my oozes, it's just that you're not an ooze.

Tom thinks bards should "Go!". Away. Far, far away.

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Tom is actually a Grey Ooze!

 *HOW DID YOU KNOW*

Stephanie's favorite number is not 252

 True. My favourite number is 24, but 252 is my internet thing.

Tom just lied to us. He isn't even a Grey Ooze - he's a Shambling Mound.

 *Thats actually by cousin, branch.*

Stephanie doesnt know her oozes

 I do know my oozes, it's just that you're not an ooze.

Tom thinks bards should "Go!". Away. Far, far away.

 *I am loyal to oozes (Except ochre jellies [ew]) and bards.

Stephanie hates monks

Why is that a secret? I never play monks. It's less that I dislike monks, more that I prefer every other class (except paladin).

Tom believes that he could be a Gelatinous Humanoid if he tries hard enough.

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Why is that a secret? I never play monks. It's less that I dislike monks, more that I prefer every other class (except paladin).

Tom believes that he could be a Gelatinous Humanoid if he tries hard enough.

 *I already am.*

Stephanie does not know how to speak gelatinous cube.

Again, some real secrets please?

Tom isn't in a dark dungeon. he's in a light-filled plane of existence full of angels, etc..

Stephanie is not behind me. I take up the whole room. I am a gelatinous cube.

I am incorporeal. I can be in the walls.

Tom is a bit hung up on Oozes.

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I am incorporeal. I can be in the walls.

Tom is a bit hung up on Oozes.

Stephanie only knows cantrips

Tom has got crusty on the outside. He's no longer transparent and isn't even very squishy.

Stephanie doesnt know that gelatinous cubes cannot be dried out, and are always very squishy.

Tom is a giant ice cube

Crocodile death speed doesn't want to admit that he isn't a crocodile. 

Nikoli is actually a bad fellow, and they aren't the king of random, only the prince.

TTB is reusing the same old joke about me being a bad fellow.

Nikoli is trying out using periods in this thread, something they have never done before.

That is a very true statement.

Nikoli secretly (or not) is part of multiple cults.