"Um... I would like your assistance in figuring out if this this ring we found has any magical properties," I ask as I lean on the counter but get repelled by the magic shield, "Pretty please?"
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A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well." - Chris Pratt
He looks at it for a second. "Why, that is my ring! Have you found a necklace or statue? Here, as a reward, I give you this. If you find all three a greater reward shall be given to you."
He hands you 30 GP.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
3 minor heal pots (1d8) 25 GP Scroll of summon lesser monster 75 GP Scale Mail 50 GP 24 Lockpicks 3 GP Elf 100 GP Dwarf 100 GP Apprentice 125 GP Squire 125 GP 20 torches 2 GP
ok looking again... elf, apprentice shoemaker, shortbow. i proceed to ask wassup again, and if everyone ignores me, throw my sloppily-made backup shoes that i clearly would have made if i'm a shoemaker at them.
"GRAAAAQWWW" I cough out a loogie. "Oh sorry, got something in my throat," I excuse myself, "I meant to say, hello, my name is Aulumos, killer of Gobhoblins and Gunks, mount of KingTristan and adventurer of The Dungeon. I mean that's all I think I remember from my entire life. Why don't I have a back story?"
In another realm, a guy on a computer is writing a fourth-wall breaking character and shrugs at his characters remark. "Hey I dunno, I'm just lazy and only WoobyDoobyDoo knows anything about the story. So I just didn't do anything... Why am I writing this too? For comedic effect, breaking the fourth wall , I guess? I should stop now. Okay, bye."
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A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well." - Chris Pratt
Wow you got lucky. I rolled and you broke nothing!
2 lesser healing potions!
1 lesser potion of renewal!
60 GP!
A ring!
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Can I inspect the ring for any magical properties?
Roll: 18
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
You can't see any. Maybe the shopkeeper knows?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Fine we go back to the good ol' Shopkeeper, then...
I play a lil' travelling song on the way with beatbox and an imaginary guitar. "C'mon sing along!"
Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am9C80ItWMQ
ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD. ROAD.
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
"Welcome! What have you come for on this fine day?"
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
"Um... I would like your assistance in figuring out if this this ring we found has any magical properties," I ask as I lean on the counter but get repelled by the magic shield, "Pretty please?"
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
He looks at it for a second. "Why, that is my ring! Have you found a necklace or statue? Here, as a reward, I give you this. If you find all three a greater reward shall be given to you."
He hands you 30 GP.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
3 minor heal pots (1d8) 25 GP
Scroll of summon lesser monster 75 GP
Scale Mail 50 GP
24 Lockpicks 3 GP
Elf 100 GP
Dwarf 100 GP
Apprentice 125 GP
Squire 125 GP
20 torches 2 GP
A bucket of dirt and an egg 999999999 GP
"Care to buy anything while you're here?"
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Okay, I'm going to buy a scale mail for extra defence and 20 torches, so 90 - 52 = 38 gold.
Also I cast lesser heal on myself. 4
Also an note for Potto: DUDE THIS SHOPKEEPER IS ASKIN' FO HIS NECKLACE BACK! CAN YOU COME DOWN HERE PLEASE SO YOU CAN RETURN IT? OKAY THANKS!
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
The torches are 2 GP each.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Oh I thought 20 torches costed 2 gp. I'll buy 3 torches then. 90 - 56 = 34 gp.
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
"Thank you for shopping at... um... store! Anything else?"
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
That's all bud! But I may have an idea where your necklace is. I'm just waiting on someone...
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
"Mokay."
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
so what shall you do?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I show up as apprentice and ask wassup.
(You gotta buy apprentice, you get to choose the starting weapon)
(but sure you are an apprentice... shoemaker! Hooray! It has absolutely no buffs at all!)
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
ok looking again... elf, apprentice shoemaker, shortbow. i proceed to ask wassup again, and if everyone ignores me, throw my sloppily-made backup shoes that i clearly would have made if i'm a shoemaker at them.
"GRAAAAQWWW" I cough out a loogie. "Oh sorry, got something in my throat," I excuse myself, "I meant to say, hello, my name is Aulumos, killer of Gobhoblins and Gunks, mount of KingTristan and adventurer of The Dungeon. I mean that's all I think I remember from my entire life. Why don't I have a back story?"
In another realm, a guy on a computer is writing a fourth-wall breaking character and shrugs at his characters remark. "Hey I dunno, I'm just lazy and only WoobyDoobyDoo knows anything about the story. So I just didn't do anything... Why am I writing this too? For comedic effect, breaking the fourth wall , I guess? I should stop now. Okay, bye."
A teen from a small island in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea where nobody else plays D&D. *irony*YAY!!! *irony*
Cyrus Starblaze, Half-Elf Light Cleric
Anyway wut do u guys am doing thing.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."