Please confirm: You are about to use the dash action to run across two rooms, provoking an opportunity attack from a gobhoblin and a hoblin stabber due to your entering and leaving of their reach without disengaging?
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
K then. The shopkeeper looks up at you. "Having some trouble? Don't worry, I have something that will allow you to destroy all of these Hoblin vermin! You will be unbeatable! You will crush mountains! YOU WILL BE A GOD!!!"
He takes out a piece of paper. "Now, just sign this form and receive your unlimited power today!"
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
That would be near BaalNecro and Purplecoop, but I'm not sure if they are still doing this, so just choose whether you want to be fighting the caster and the smasher w/ potto, fighting goblins with two unmoving, inanimate people, getting unimaginable power with kstreak, or fighting the stabbers by yourself.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The masked man looks up at you. "... Oh. I didn't expect you to actually go through with that. Er, thing is..." He hangs his head. "There is no Gauntlet of Ultimate Power That Makes You Into A God That The Masked Guy Totally Has He's Lying To You. Sorry, it was just a childish prank."
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
”liar, why wouldn’t you want my soul. Just give me some weapon or other item that can take down bosses and easily take down the little creatures out there” I point at the jar and the gauntlet “the ring a bell?”
(Dam) I’m going to run out and go back down the east passage
Please confirm: You are about to use the dash action to run across two rooms, provoking an opportunity attack from a gobhoblin and a hoblin stabber due to your entering and leaving of their reach without disengaging?
Y/N
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Oh right nvm mind I’ll disengage and move to the east passage
K then. The shopkeeper looks up at you. "Having some trouble? Don't worry, I have something that will allow you to destroy all of these Hoblin vermin! You will be unbeatable! You will crush mountains! YOU WILL BE A GOD!!!"
He takes out a piece of paper. "Now, just sign this form and receive your unlimited power today!"
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I look at the paper then at the door “he’ll yeah!” I sine the paper with a quick scribble then pass it back to him
I pop into existence with the largest group of players!
"It is I, Acerak The Eternal!"
Walton Gibson - Human Cleric, Level 1
That would be near BaalNecro and Purplecoop, but I'm not sure if they are still doing this, so just choose whether you want to be fighting the caster and the smasher w/ potto, fighting goblins with two unmoving, inanimate people, getting unimaginable power with kstreak, or fighting the stabbers by yourself.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I would advise going to the shop first to get your starting weapon, as otherwise you only deal 1d4
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Am I able to join in on this?
Yes, we are always accepting
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I’m going to read the fine print
By signing this document, I hereby give my soul to Dungeon Merchant Guy, and allow him to use it as he wishes
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I sign in all 5 places then look up “have fun with my soul!!”
The masked man looks up at you. "... Oh. I didn't expect you to actually go through with that. Er, thing is..." He hangs his head. "There is no Gauntlet of Ultimate Power That Makes You Into A God That The Masked Guy Totally Has He's Lying To You. Sorry, it was just a childish prank."
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
My smile turns into a frown “damit, well can I at least have something more powerful for my soul?”
"Nope. We don't deal in souls here. Not at all."
behind him you notice a jar marked 'souls' and a gauntlet embedded with shiny stones that seems to be radiating power.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
”liar, why wouldn’t you want my soul. Just give me some weapon or other item that can take down bosses and easily take down the little creatures out there” I point at the jar and the gauntlet “the ring a bell?”
The Shopkeep looks around.
"Um... Well... BYE!!!"
He then disappears in a puff of smoke.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Well since he’s gone I’ll go up and just take the gauntlet then put it on