Roast the person above you

You think having your own photos as a pfp is quirky, unique and not-like-other-girls

It’s a graphite mine in Cumbria, you tasteless plebeian eboy.

You’re so unsure of everything you thought it would help others to label your name “official”

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It’s a graphite mine in Cumbria, you tasteless plebeian eboy.

Yeah well your image quality is so low I can't tell.

Also *gasp*!

That’s not a roast, moron. That’s not even first crack. You wouldn’t know the difference because you can’t even make your own coffee. You have to buy it, with oat milk, from Starbucks, at 5 in the morning, and everyone in there hates you.

At least I can afford Starbucks.

Every night you dream about having Starbucks, but you can never afford it and you have no friends to take you.

You talentless Wattpad-perusing, Twilight-enjoying, Spotify Premium-buying, Chris Chan-defending Discord kitten incel. Get a job and see if you can even THINK of challenging me,

Clearly you don't even have any insults that are insulting. 🙄 who doesn't enjoy twilight?

Someone with a brain. Unlike you, who has sold everything you own for robux so you can get a better skin for your furry rp server. The only thing you still have is your virginity, you absolute buffoonish scallywag.

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You talentless Wattpad-perusing, Twilight-enjoying, Spotify Premium-buying, Chris Chan-defending Discord kitten incel. Get a job and see if you can even THINK of challenging me,

 *what’s wrong with Spotify premium? It’s no different from buying from another monopoly, ain’t really that many choices.*

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You talentless Wattpad-perusing, Twilight-enjoying, Spotify Premium-buying, Chris Chan-defending Discord kitten incel. Get a job and see if you can even THINK of challenging me,

 *what’s wrong with Spotify premium? It’s no different from buying from another monopoly, ain’t really that many choices.*

*gonna be honest, just put that in there so i had four things*

Blud got roasted so hard he won’t be back until after Thanksgiving.

Well lets just say, oh wait, you wouldn't understand that. I will say this simply. You are wrong.

https://youtube.com/shorts/s9phQnMCKHo?si=b3uPdU0B3lJ11RM4

So you’re such a hack you handed over roast control to a random short? I’m ashamed to be sharing a World Wide Web with you.

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So you’re such a hack you handed over roast control to a random short? I’m ashamed to be sharing a World Wide Web with you.

 At least I'm not a Millennial

And at least I don’t have uwu in my location

At least I can write something that legitimately gets to you, unlike your banal, bland, flaccid roasts. If your posts on here were lasagna, both Garfield and all Italians would jump you immediately.

*meant for smooth btw*

At least I don't make Garfield jokes like a Millennial.

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And at least I don’t have uwu in my location

 At least I don't have "the void" in a trying-to-hard font

Now I know why you’re an obsessive cringe otaku. All the anime MCs have no father. They’re so relatable.