You're an Adventurer. How very basic of you

You’re a murderer. How quaint. How extraordinarily unoriginal. People get murdered every day. You think you’re special just because you murdered a few people? Ha! Yeah, right.

You are three days away, I’m living in the present. Git gud

Actually, technically, we're all living in the present

Ummm technically… bro shut it nerrrddd

You know the movie? There’s a movie, and I can’t say its name, but you know exactly what movie I’m talking about, BlackBear.

They made that movie about you.

What movie, your on,y notable feature is a lack of brain.

Recent bear-related movie I can’t talk about cause site rules

Well, I bet you can’t even catch salmon without help!

Bear with crack?

At least I can get help. You should look into that.

Do you need help? You’ve been below my floorboards for weeks now. Surely you’ve starved already?

(Yea)

I’ve actually been below there for maybe a year now. If you wasn’t homeless that whole time you would know.

Whose floorboards are you even underneath? All of of ours? You don't make sense

Boo hoo that insult had me crying. It didn’t, even a kindergartener could do better.

Your face could do better

Better than you? No problem there, even if I try to fail you’ll still be worse.

Floorethboards is silly

Your face is silly

You don't have a face.

better than having an ugly one