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Can one not be a friend and a Catloaf at the same time?
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Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> gosh darn you, SLAANESHI BEING! I have no relation to Slaanesh. I am mildly offended that you would suggest such a thing. *i'm sorry* you look like them tho... I don't resemble them so much as eat like them. Many people forget that they represent not just lust, but overindulgence in general. this i know. Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from I_Am_A_Catloaf >> Baalzeboop do you wish to join the cult? Sure. I see no reason not to. I despise you, TRAITOROUS SCUM! I offered you no allegiance. How can I betray you if I was never on your side and never claimed to be? this is true, but still, i called you a friend! If you did, you never said it to my face. And if you were really a friend, you would respect my decisions as they hurt no one, not even myself. oof. ok, i'll respect your decision. so long as you respect mine. see you on the other side of the war
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> gosh darn you, SLAANESHI BEING! I have no relation to Slaanesh. I am mildly offended that you would suggest such a thing. *i'm sorry* you look like them tho... I don't resemble them so much as eat like them. Many people forget that they represent not just lust, but overindulgence in general.
Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> gosh darn you, SLAANESHI BEING! I have no relation to Slaanesh. I am mildly offended that you would suggest such a thing. *i'm sorry* you look like them tho...
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> gosh darn you, SLAANESHI BEING! I have no relation to Slaanesh. I am mildly offended that you would suggest such a thing.
Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> gosh darn you, SLAANESHI BEING!
gosh darn you, SLAANESHI BEING!
I have no relation to Slaanesh. I am mildly offended that you would suggest such a thing.
*i'm sorry*
you look like them tho...
I don't resemble them so much as eat like them. Many people forget that they represent not just lust, but overindulgence in general.
this i know.
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from I_Am_A_Catloaf >> Baalzeboop do you wish to join the cult? Sure. I see no reason not to. I despise you, TRAITOROUS SCUM! I offered you no allegiance. How can I betray you if I was never on your side and never claimed to be? this is true, but still, i called you a friend! If you did, you never said it to my face. And if you were really a friend, you would respect my decisions as they hurt no one, not even myself.
Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from I_Am_A_Catloaf >> Baalzeboop do you wish to join the cult? Sure. I see no reason not to. I despise you, TRAITOROUS SCUM! I offered you no allegiance. How can I betray you if I was never on your side and never claimed to be? this is true, but still, i called you a friend!
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from I_Am_A_Catloaf >> Baalzeboop do you wish to join the cult? Sure. I see no reason not to. I despise you, TRAITOROUS SCUM! I offered you no allegiance. How can I betray you if I was never on your side and never claimed to be?
Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from I_Am_A_Catloaf >> Baalzeboop do you wish to join the cult? Sure. I see no reason not to. I despise you, TRAITOROUS SCUM!
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from I_Am_A_Catloaf >> Baalzeboop do you wish to join the cult? Sure. I see no reason not to.
Quote from I_Am_A_Catloaf >> Baalzeboop do you wish to join the cult?
Baalzeboop do you wish to join the cult?
Sure. I see no reason not to.
I despise you, TRAITOROUS SCUM!
I offered you no allegiance. How can I betray you if I was never on your side and never claimed to be?
this is true, but still, i called you a friend!
If you did, you never said it to my face. And if you were really a friend, you would respect my decisions as they hurt no one, not even myself.
oof. ok, i'll respect your decision. so long as you respect mine. see you on the other side of the war
I respect you as a person, but not as the chaos god of blood. Good day, my good man.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Sounds fair. And I am a Thrasher as well as a catloaf.
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from I_Am_A_Catloaf >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from I_Am_A_Catloaf >> Baalzeboop do you wish to join the cult? Sure. I see no reason not to. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. YOU WILL BE MY DEALMAKER. YOU MAKE DEALS WITH MORTALS, LIKE A CERTAIN ARCHDEVIL DOES. MAKE SURE THEY GET A BAD DEAL!!! I don't think I'm good enough at negotiating deals to give them a good one anyway.
Quote from I_Am_A_Catloaf >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from I_Am_A_Catloaf >> Baalzeboop do you wish to join the cult? Sure. I see no reason not to. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. YOU WILL BE MY DEALMAKER. YOU MAKE DEALS WITH MORTALS, LIKE A CERTAIN ARCHDEVIL DOES. MAKE SURE THEY GET A BAD DEAL!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE. YOU WILL BE MY DEALMAKER. YOU MAKE DEALS WITH MORTALS, LIKE A CERTAIN ARCHDEVIL DOES. MAKE SURE THEY GET A BAD DEAL!!!
I don't think I'm good enough at negotiating deals to give them a good one anyway.
Fine then. Warmonger.
YOU’RE INVADING? YOU AND WHAT ARMY? I HAVE 2 CULTISTS. HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE, HMM?
Ah, but all your ‘daemons’ will fall before the night of a registered DDB user.
Quote from I_Am_A_Catloaf >> Ah, but all your ‘daemons’ will fall before the night of a registered DDB user.
Looked it up; daemon is an archaic spelling of demon (or a Greek minor nature god).
Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> how so?
how so?
They aren’t real; users are. I’ll ask again. How many cultists do you have?
Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> *UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
*UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
That’s what I thought. 3 v. 1. NOW LEAVE BEFORE I DESTROY YOU!!!
Quote from Markell_Thrasher_704 >> but as a Chaos God, I KNOW NO CHILL! Proceeds to blow you away with a bolter
but as a Chaos God, I KNOW NO CHILL!
Proceeds to blow you away with a bolter
Catloaf: absorbs it into its body, then smiles.
Can one not be a friend and a Catloaf at the same time?
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I respect you as a person, but not as the chaos god of blood. Good day, my good man.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Sounds fair. And I am a Thrasher as well as a catloaf.
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Fine then. Warmonger.
YOU’RE INVADING? YOU AND WHAT ARMY? I HAVE 2 CULTISTS. HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE, HMM?
Ah, but all your ‘daemons’ will fall before the night of a registered DDB user.
Looked it up; daemon is an archaic spelling of demon (or a Greek minor nature god).
They aren’t real; users are. I’ll ask again. How many cultists do you have?
That’s what I thought. 3 v. 1. NOW LEAVE BEFORE I DESTROY YOU!!!
Catloaf: absorbs it into its body, then smiles.