Thx to my followers: Hecate, Woods, Apollo, PJ, Also PJ, Bob, Yondor, BlackBear, Tarasque, Druid Girl, Bananer, Nothic, Gibber, Jester, Kittens Rule. PM me for any questions about my threads, don’t want to start a conversation on my thread that is unrelated and clogging. My Drummer Given Title is Bolt of Power. (Also if you give me quadruple cheese pizza you just bribed me into being your friend hehehe!)
instead of making pillars of earth, makes the roman numeral 1 made out of earth burst out of the ground (in a font that makes I's straight lines)
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
I'd already done that one- great minds think alike!
Arid Arrow
A streak of hotness goes toward you.
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Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Want to start a bank? Then you need LENDING(TM)! It's the hip new spell fresh the labs of Forgotten Realms Industries. Developed by our experienced team of 3-Kobolds-In-A-Trench-Coat Lending(TM) is the first key to success. Tired of not having customers or not being able to charge enough interest? Lending(TM) will solve all your problems. But don't just trust, hear from our customers.
Bob the Wizard IV: I spent my life fighting monsters so that my kids wouldn't have to. I didn't want them to have to lose three identical brothers with extremely similar backstories like I did. So I saved up the money, started a water-selling company, and thought my kids would be able to run that business and pass it down to their children. Then ClerciPure(TM) came to town and we simply couldn't compete with their prices. I saw my kids dusting off my old sword and thought I had failed as a father. But thanks to Lending(TM) we were able to renovate our old shop and turn it into a bank. We earned 25gp in interest that first week and it's only gotten better since then. Thanks, Lending(TM)!
When you add Lending(TM) to your spell list you're practically guaranteed to be rolling in dough. BUT WAIT! Call right now and we'll DOUBLE the offer! That's two additions of Lending(TM) for the price of one!
Lending(TM). Because everyone needs some coins.
*Talk to your doctor before using Lending(TM). Lending is not suitable for children, women that are pregnant or may become pregnant, or Kender. Lending(TM) should not be used with Incite Greed. Common side effects include coughing, sneezing, back pains, sore knuckles, or being turned into the undead guardian of an ancient treasure, so close to riches yet never able to use them resulting in serious complications like madness, dragon sickness, or rolling 18 natural 1s in a roll. (I DON'T CARE ABOUT PROBABLITIES, STEVE! SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH THOSE DICE!) Lending(TM) not available in all jurisdictions.
Want to start a bank? Then you need LENDING(TM)! It's the hip new spell fresh the labs of Forgotten Realms Industries. Developed by our experienced team of 3-Kobolds-In-A-Trench-Coat Lending(TM) is the first key to success. Tired of not having customers or not being able to charge enough interest? Lending(TM) will solve all your problems. But don't just trust, hear from our customers.
Bob the Wizard IV: I spent my life fighting monsters so that my kids wouldn't have to. I didn't want them to have to lose three identical brothers with extremely similar backstories like I did. So I saved up the money, started a water-selling company, and thought my kids would be able to run that business and pass it down to their children. Then ClerciPure(TM) came to town and we simply couldn't compete with their prices. I saw my kids dusting off my old sword and thought I had failed as a father. But thanks to Lending(TM) we were able to renovate our old shop and turn it into a bank. We earned 25gp in interest that first week and it's only gotten better since then. Thanks, Lending(TM)!
When you add Lending(TM) to your spell list you're practically guaranteed to be rolling in dough. BUT WAIT! Call right now and we'll DOUBLE the offer! That's two additions of Lending(TM) for the price of one!
Lending(TM). Because everyone needs some coins.
*Talk to your doctor before using Lending(TM). Lending is not suitable for children, women that are pregnant or may become pregnant, or Kender. Lending(TM) should not be used with Incite Greed. Common side effects include coughing, sneezing, back pains, sore knuckles, or being turned into the undead guardian of an ancient treasure, so close to riches yet never able to use them resulting in serious complications like madness, dragon sickness, or rolling 18 natural 1s in a roll. (I DON'T CARE ABOUT PROBABLITIES, STEVE! SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH THOSE DICE!) Lending(TM) not available in all jurisdictions.
This… is an actual masterpiece. I wish I could award more than an upvote. Congrats, you have won the thread.
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Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Want to start a bank? Then you need LENDING(TM)! It's the hip new spell fresh the labs of Forgotten Realms Industries. Developed by our experienced team of 3-Kobolds-In-A-Trench-Coat Lending(TM) is the first key to success. Tired of not having customers or not being able to charge enough interest? Lending(TM) will solve all your problems. But don't just trust, hear from our customers.
Bob the Wizard IV: I spent my life fighting monsters so that my kids wouldn't have to. I didn't want them to have to lose three identical brothers with extremely similar backstories like I did. So I saved up the money, started a water-selling company, and thought my kids would be able to run that business and pass it down to their children. Then ClerciPure(TM) came to town and we simply couldn't compete with their prices. I saw my kids dusting off my old sword and thought I had failed as a father. But thanks to Lending(TM) we were able to renovate our old shop and turn it into a bank. We earned 25gp in interest that first week and it's only gotten better since then. Thanks, Lending(TM)!
When you add Lending(TM) to your spell list you're practically guaranteed to be rolling in dough. BUT WAIT! Call right now and we'll DOUBLE the offer! That's two additions of Lending(TM) for the price of one!
Lending(TM). Because everyone needs some coins.
*Talk to your doctor before using Lending(TM). Lending is not suitable for children, women that are pregnant or may become pregnant, or Kender. Lending(TM) should not be used with Incite Greed. Common side effects include coughing, sneezing, back pains, sore knuckles, or being turned into the undead guardian of an ancient treasure, so close to riches yet never able to use them resulting in serious complications like madness, dragon sickness, or rolling 18 natural 1s in a roll. (I DON'T CARE ABOUT PROBABLITIES, STEVE! SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH THOSE DICE!) Lending(TM) not available in all jurisdictions.
This… is an actual masterpiece. I wish I could award more than an upvote. Congrats, you have won the thread.
Thanks.
Think I did Cone of Scold before, so let's go with
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Counterspell-flounderwell
summon a hideout for fish
Thx to my followers: Hecate, Woods, Apollo, PJ, Also PJ, Bob, Yondor, BlackBear, Tarasque, Druid Girl, Bananer, Nothic, Gibber, Jester, Kittens Rule. PM me for any questions about my threads, don’t want to start a conversation on my thread that is unrelated and clogging.
My Drummer Given Title is Bolt of Power. (Also if you give me quadruple cheese pizza you just bribed me into being your friend hehehe!)
Nice idea, but that is not how this works: you may only change one letter to another, remove a single letter or add a single letter.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
(Also no double posting :)
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Bones of the Earth-> Ones of the earth
instead of making pillars of earth, makes the roman numeral 1 made out of earth burst out of the ground (in a font that makes I's straight lines)
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Flame Blade->Flame Blame
You blame a single person for a count of arson.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
’Firewall’
No longer will goblins hack into your computer!
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Acid Arrow->Acid Marrow
Your bone marrow turns to acid.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
I'd already done that one- great minds think alike!
🍅 PM me the word 'tomato' 🍅 Extended Signature Musk Sucks, Quit X!
Arid Arrow
A streak of hotness goes toward you.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
I love it!
Mending -> Lending
Want to start a bank? Then you need LENDING(TM)! It's the hip new spell fresh the labs of Forgotten Realms Industries. Developed by our experienced team of 3-Kobolds-In-A-Trench-Coat Lending(TM) is the first key to success. Tired of not having customers or not being able to charge enough interest? Lending(TM) will solve all your problems. But don't just trust, hear from our customers.
Bob the Wizard IV: I spent my life fighting monsters so that my kids wouldn't have to. I didn't want them to have to lose three identical brothers with extremely similar backstories like I did. So I saved up the money, started a water-selling company, and thought my kids would be able to run that business and pass it down to their children. Then ClerciPure(TM) came to town and we simply couldn't compete with their prices. I saw my kids dusting off my old sword and thought I had failed as a father. But thanks to Lending(TM) we were able to renovate our old shop and turn it into a bank. We earned 25gp in interest that first week and it's only gotten better since then. Thanks, Lending(TM)!
When you add Lending(TM) to your spell list you're practically guaranteed to be rolling in dough. BUT WAIT! Call right now and we'll DOUBLE the offer! That's two additions of Lending(TM) for the price of one!
Lending(TM). Because everyone needs some coins.
*Talk to your doctor before using Lending(TM). Lending is not suitable for children, women that are pregnant or may become pregnant, or Kender. Lending(TM) should not be used with Incite Greed. Common side effects include coughing, sneezing, back pains, sore knuckles, or being turned into the undead guardian of an ancient treasure, so close to riches yet never able to use them resulting in serious complications like madness, dragon sickness, or rolling 18 natural 1s in a roll. (I DON'T CARE ABOUT PROBABLITIES, STEVE! SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH THOSE DICE!) Lending(TM) not available in all jurisdictions.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
This… is an actual masterpiece. I wish I could award more than an upvote. Congrats, you have won the thread.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
Power Word Kill->Power Lord Kill
Any given Lord named Kill becomes powerful.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Power Word Pain————Power Word Paint
You say a mystical word of power, instantly painting the room you are in a color of your choice.
Thanks.
Think I did Cone of Scold before, so let's go with
Cone of Cold -> Scone of Cold
It creates a frozen tasty treat.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Ice knife -> Rice knife
Makes a knife out of rice
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
Oblivion's Domain ->Obliviou's Domain
You can summon an 10 meter dome around you. Anything in that domain has their senses ruined and becomes unaware of their surroundings. Including you.
In shadows deep, whispers dance,
A secret tale, a cryptic trance.
Seek the moon's embrace, where stars align,
Unveil the riddles, the answers could shine.
Listen to nature's whispers, let them be your guide,
In enigmatic realms, truth does reside.
Wish->Dish
You make a nice dish of food.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
Bane -> Bone
You create a bone, perfect for making friends with any nearby dogs.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Bane-Band
You create a band.
Helper of Create a World thread/Sedge is Chaotic Neutral/ Mega Yahtzee High: 34, Low: 14/I speak English, je me parle le Francais, agus Labhraim beagan Gaeilge
Dream of Days Lore Bard 9/Wizard 4 Baulder's Gate: Descent to Avernus (In Person/Over Zoom)
Saleadon Morgul Battle Smith Artificer 11 Tyranny of Dragons (In Person/Over Zoom)
Hurtharn Serpti Ghostslayer Blood Hunter 7 Spelljammer (Over Zoom)
Ex Sig
'Arcade Hand'
Upon casting this spell, you temporarily become a dabhand at arcade machines, reaching high scores never before thought possible.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)