Somewhere in Iceland, a HUGE sinkhole, uh, comes into existence. And suddenly, millions of tiny figures come streaming out of the hole, each one wielding a guitar axe (just google it).
Damn it the vikings are coming from Iceland too now?
those ain't vikings. they're somethin else
Entirely
The tiny warriors seem to have, like, at least 10 limbs, scuttling forward with their weapons, spilling out over the landscape like water. Their harsh, raspy cries grow louder every second.
the sound of Norwegian Death Metallists joining the spider vikings in battle, wielding sonic blasters, makeshift bombs, and other things you'll see metalheads wielding. they charge into the fray, determined to defeat the scots and americans
Charge!!!!!
The English cavalry follows behind, flags waving and guns blazing.
The remaining New Zealanders are currently gathered in the Bee Hive, devising a plan to completely wipe NZ off of every map ever made, in order to prevent any future attacks. It shouldn't be too hard, it's only on about three of them.
Battle cries ring out from the black throats of the spider-like creatures, their crazed eyes searching for the next victim of their guitar-axe.
One of the [let's call em Crawlers now] blows into a red horn, the ominous note carrying out for a while, and slowly, throughout the world, more horns can be heard, in multiple places on almost every continent. The horn-blower, also seeming to wear some actual armor, charges forward, astride a terrible beast of unknown origins.
The beast:
The Crawlers:
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Okay this is now an alien invasion of some kind. The English have no choice but to attack the crawlers, at every front they can.
See the change in the title.
Alien invasion indeed, with said aliens having waited for the perfect time to strike, since the humans were fighting amongst themselves.
The English forces take out many Crawlers, vast expanses of land now covered with their corpses, but still more come, replacing those that have fallen. There has to be an end to them, right?
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Okay this is now an alien invasion of some kind. The English have no choice but to attack the crawlers, at every front they can.
See the change in the title.
Alien invasion indeed, with said aliens having waited for the perfect time to strike, since the humans were fighting amongst themselves.
The English forces take out many Crawlers, vast expanses of land now covered with their corpses, but still more come, replacing those that have fallen. There has to be an end to them, right?
The English fall back to the British isles, waiting for foreign aid. The Royal Navy patrol the waters and the channel, and the RAF wait at bases around the nation.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Charge!!!!!
The English cavalry follows behind, flags waving and guns blazing.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
a voice responds: "you die."
*the sound of millions of metalheads from america turning traitor*
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The remaining New Zealanders are currently gathered in the Bee Hive, devising a plan to completely wipe NZ off of every map ever made, in order to prevent any future attacks. It shouldn't be too hard, it's only on about three of them.
Thousands of kilted, bagpipe playing Scots march into battle
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
the bagpipes, funny as it sounds, are drowned out buy millions of metalheads playing guitar, bass, and drums
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LOTS OF DRUMS
The English marksmen pick of the scots, as they have done many times before.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
With stun rifles that is.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The English sniper brigade signal that the trap has been successful, and the RAF and cavalry let loose on the Americans.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
YE YESS YES YES YES YES
Kickstart my heart by motley crue starts playing
"Now unto the King eternal, immortal, invisible, the only wise God, be honor and glory for ever and ever. Amen" - 1 Timothy 1:17
Battle cries ring out from the black throats of the spider-like creatures, their crazed eyes searching for the next victim of their guitar-axe.
One of the [let's call em Crawlers now] blows into a red horn, the ominous note carrying out for a while, and slowly, throughout the world, more horns can be heard, in multiple places on almost every continent. The horn-blower, also seeming to wear some actual armor, charges forward, astride a terrible beast of unknown origins.
The beast:
The Crawlers:
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Okay this is now an alien invasion of some kind. The English have no choice but to attack the crawlers, at every front they can.
See the change in the title.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Seeing as New Zealand is no longer on any maps they cannot be located by the crawlers, and will simply sit and watch the destruction
Alien invasion indeed, with said aliens having waited for the perfect time to strike, since the humans were fighting amongst themselves.
The English forces take out many Crawlers, vast expanses of land now covered with their corpses, but still more come, replacing those that have fallen. There has to be an end to them, right?
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For now...
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The English fall back to the British isles, waiting for foreign aid. The Royal Navy patrol the waters and the channel, and the RAF wait at bases around the nation.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
There hardly seems to be any coordination in the attacks, apart from the Crawlers appearing all at once all around the world.
(Will put some serious thought into how I want to advance this, I think it's kinda fun)
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Norway will fight alongside the world, fighting as a mob of millions of metalheads
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(I will too! This will be very enjoyable)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Nope, its always been like this*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*yeah, I don't know what you're talking about PJ*