As a life cleric of Ilmater I happen to be an expert on the subject of resurrection magic. There is no way a deceased spellcaster can cast any form of resurrection spell on themselves. Therefore the reasons for the objection are clearly fallacious.
The the argument that Winnerofall didn't die is equally meaningless. The essential argument here is that because the defendant was incompetent in their attempt to murder they therefore had no intent to kill. I am a terrible cook, I burned my breakfast just this morning, that in no way indicates that I did not have the intent to make pancakes.
Objection! Your pancakes were great. Also! As a expert on law and logic, I see no law that says you cannot insert a edged blade into someone's flesh! Even if there were, the blade was far too dull to be considered edged!
Objection! I am a slick lawyer! You cannot pin me!
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As a life cleric of Ilmater I happen to be an expert on the subject of resurrection magic. There is no way a deceased spellcaster can cast any form of resurrection spell on themselves. Therefore the reasons for the objection are clearly fallacious.
The the argument that Winnerofall didn't die is equally meaningless. The essential argument here is that because the defendant was incompetent in their attempt to murder they therefore had no intent to kill. I am a terrible cook, I burned my breakfast just this morning, that in no way indicates that I did not have the intent to make pancakes.
Objection! Your pancakes were great. Also! As a expert on law and logic, I see no law that says you cannot insert a edged blade into someone's flesh! Even if there were, the blade was far too dull to be considered edged!
no
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Awww...I'm glad you liked the pancakes...wait...
Objection! You're just complimenting my pancakes to get out of trouble for not taking out the garbage last night!
Objection! Garbage has not been invented yet!
Your Honor! I believe the evidence is clear! This man is innocent! I request the court be ended immediately!
no
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Objection! Influencing the court!
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
Objection! I am a slick lawyer! You cannot pin me!
no
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You are acting like you are the one that I am persicuting. You are the defendent not the persicuded. let the persicuded speak.
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic (currently in remission!), autism, ADHD, anger issues
I claim the role of juror/ foreman.
LE Warforged.
I reserve the right to /stillme for any reason whatsoever.
The fires of Hell scorch you,
My vengeance terrible,
I, ascendant,
Above the flames of
The Inferno,
Of whom the lowest and most torturous
of circles is
Reserved for traitors.
The dead shall
Laugh at
Your eternal fate
Your sins
Shall return
To mock
And torment you.
Gronk object!!! Gronk best wrestler in 12 clans. Gronk strangle chimera with bare hands. You know how many necks chimera have? Gronk pin puny one right now!
Objection! I apply lard every day! Gronk cannot pin me!
no
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Ohh. Gronk like lard. Lard good on toast. Lard make charred meat crispy. Gronk agree with the puny, yummy one!
you ought to make a new one.
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Hi, I am a pug and I like Noobs in Combat, Pugs and Big Weapons like Ballistas, RPGS and Recoilless Rifles.
Play my forum game find the word Here
Pm me the word Avocado🥑 For a prize!I am prob not online but pm me and i will dig up comments tht are old or forgottten. approx time about 7 days to finish and i need the approximate page number. But I will dig up the info.
A new one?
no
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