"I am the one who is most often called by the greatly shortened name of Darach, which you may use to refer to me from now on. In what capacity might I potentially be capable of being of assistance you, my liege?"
“Oh, uhm… well, could you possibly help with the farming on some of the land I own? You probably have some sort of plant magic, right?”
"I am the one who is most often called by the greatly shortened name of Darach, which you may use to refer to me from now on. In what capacity might I potentially be capable of being of assistance you, my liege?"
“Oh, uhm… well, could you possibly help with the farming on some of the land I own? You probably have some sort of plant magic, right?”
"Indeed, I do have some limited magic, most of which pertains to flora. However, my magic and strength are more suited to combat. Is there anything or anyone that you need protected, or perhaps destroyed?"
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"I am the one who is most often called by the greatly shortened name of Darach, which you may use to refer to me from now on. In what capacity might I potentially be capable of being of assistance you, my liege?"
“Oh, uhm… well, could you possibly help with the farming on some of the land I own? You probably have some sort of plant magic, right?”
"Indeed, I do have some limited magic, most of which pertains to flora. However, my magic and strength are more suited to combat. Is there anything or anyone that you need protected, or perhaps destroyed?"
“Oh, well I can’t think of anything right now, but you can stay on my land, just make sure that no fights break out or anything. I’ll tell you if I need anything specific, thanks.”
“Oh, well I can’t think of anything right now, but you can stay on my land, just make sure that no fights break out or anything. I’ll tell you if I need anything specific, thanks.”
"You are quite welcome, my liege. Thank you."
The Treant slowly and carefully walks to the farmland.
*just FYI, the Treant counts as 5 melee or ranged (choose when it fights) soldiers that don't need to be paid.*
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
As you inspect your new land, you encounter a Gnoll Pack Lord, along with 10 ordinary gnolls. They are causing quite a ruckus outside of a butcher's shop that is in your newly acquired territory.
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
As you inspect your new land, you encounter a Gnoll Pack Lord, along with 10 ordinary gnolls. They are causing quite a ruckus outside of a butcher's shop that is in your newly acquired territory.
As you inspect your new land, you encounter a Gnoll Pack Lord, along with 10 ordinary gnolls. They are causing quite a ruckus outside of a butcher's shop that is in your newly acquired territory.
“Excuse me, what are you doing?”
The Pack Lord turns to you, noticing your badge.
"Meesa Hongry, and meesa try buy food, but heesa no take coin!"
*1. It's not a settlement. Stop calling it that. It's just the land that you are in charge of.
2. Land is not the most important thing in this game. This is a DIPLOMACY game, not a land-owning competition.
3. There are random events that I will occasionally post. Those are more important than the land, because they have both rewards and consequences.*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
“Oh, uhm… well, could you possibly help with the farming on some of the land I own? You probably have some sort of plant magic, right?”
"Alright. The silver?"
The merchant has pulled out a paper with a stamp on it, and holds out his other hand expectantly.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
He hands over the silver. “Pleasure doing business with you.”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"Indeed, I do have some limited magic, most of which pertains to flora. However, my magic and strength are more suited to combat. Is there anything or anyone that you need protected, or perhaps destroyed?"
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
The merchant hands you the deed. "The pleasure is mine."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
“Oh, well I can’t think of anything right now, but you can stay on my land, just make sure that no fights break out or anything. I’ll tell you if I need anything specific, thanks.”
“If you have any other good deals, I’m the man to ask. Thank you!” He walks off to his lands.
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
"You are quite welcome, my liege. Thank you."
The Treant slowly and carefully walks to the farmland.
*just FYI, the Treant counts as 5 melee or ranged (choose when it fights) soldiers that don't need to be paid.*
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Now that Lyrem has 7 acres of Neutral-quality land, he will collect 2 gold and 1 silver (or 21 silver) in taxes.
Would you like a random Event?
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Yes please
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
Randomness! 7
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
As you inspect your new land, you encounter a Gnoll Pack Lord, along with 10 ordinary gnolls. They are causing quite a ruckus outside of a butcher's shop that is in your newly acquired territory.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
“Excuse me, what are you doing?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
The Pack Lord turns to you, noticing your badge.
"Meesa Hongry, and meesa try buy food, but heesa no take coin!"
He wildly waves a bag of coins around.
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
“Really?” He calls out to the owner of the shop, “excuse me, why didn’t you take coins from this gnoll?”
Conflicted
Confused
Maybe I will return. Perhaps not.
Extended Signature!
Can I also have a random event?
I AM HOMICIDE I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF FIRE I AM STRENGTH AND POWER PRAISE LORD JEFF THE EVIL ROOOOOOOMMMBBBAAAAA
I AM PURE HATE! MY NAME IS BURDURXA SHADEMAKER! TREMBLE IN FEAR AT ITS MENTION!!!! PM ME THE WORD TOMATO OR I WILL SLAP YOUR FIRST BORN CHILD!!
MY VENOM SYMBIOTE: FFFFUUUUUURRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY
"Because we only take silver and gold. He was trying to pay with steel coins."
Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."
Sure!
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Kasrik Argentum Stellaris Fiddlesticks the Wizard, Lord of Stars, Master Trickster, and Creator of both the Mosh of Stardust Hornets and Mimiczilla.
"You're never fully dressed without a smile!" >:3
"Honk."