Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
125) Being mistaken for smugglers by tax collectors. with crossbows. (Seriously, this happened to me LITERALLY LAST WEEK. not making this up)
126) Getting lost in the Feywild.
127) You give the paladin back the lemon he gave you. Your MAD! You don't want his damned lemons! What are you supposed to do with these? DEMAND TO SEE THE PALADIN' S DEITY! Make the paladin R U E the day he thought he could give YOU lemons! DOES HE KNOW WHO YOU ARE? Your the person who's gonna burn his house down! WITH THE LEMON! Your going to get the artificer to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS HIS HOUSE DOWN!!!!
He casts divine smite on you.
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"Rules are meant to be broken. Like buildings. Or people!"
Hello, I'm Aidan! Your friendly neighborhood CN druid and/or other characters I play. I have a pet pseduodragon/homonculus named Bee who sounds exactly like Chloe Price for unknown reasons and a crippling arson addiction! Working on making new character and practicing DMing.
Youtube channel is Aidantalksfandom, where I talk nerdy sh!t and do lets plays.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
145.) Anger the bloodthirsty baby dragon as a level 3 wizard.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
155.) Making a pact with the father of a succubus to show him your skills so that you may receive his blessing to take her hand in marriage, but failing miserably to impress him.
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Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
159. In your first appearance on the campaign you decide to perform an awesome falling from a hill to the tavern roof (( as if you were the Assassin's Creed character ))
Looks like your new to all of DDB as a whole too. Hello though! (Nice ways to die too. *chef's kiss*)
124.) Giving a ring of three wishes sentience.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Why thank you!
125) Being mistaken for smugglers by tax collectors. with crossbows. (Seriously, this happened to me LITERALLY LAST WEEK. not making this up)
126) Getting lost in the Feywild.
127) You give the paladin back the lemon he gave you. Your MAD! You don't want his damned lemons! What are you supposed to do with these? DEMAND TO SEE THE PALADIN' S DEITY! Make the paladin R U E the day he thought he could give YOU lemons! DOES HE KNOW WHO YOU ARE? Your the person who's gonna burn his house down! WITH THE LEMON! Your going to get the artificer to invent a combustible lemon THAT BURNS HIS HOUSE DOWN!!!!
He casts divine smite on you.
"Rules are meant to be broken. Like buildings. Or people!"
Hello, I'm Aidan! Your friendly neighborhood CN druid and/or other characters I play. I have a pet pseduodragon/homonculus named Bee who sounds exactly like Chloe Price for unknown reasons and a crippling arson addiction! Working on making new character and practicing DMing.
Youtube channel is Aidantalksfandom, where I talk nerdy sh!t and do lets plays.
Um if I'm aloud to post again
128. Kicking a barbarians nuts
129. Challenging a air gensai to a hold Breath contest
130. Asking vecna out
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
131. Eating a mushroom stew made by the guy who got a nat 1 on a Nature check while looking for mushrooms.
132. Not eating the barbarian guy's mushroom stew because it looks poisonous.
132. Feeding poisoned mushroom stew to your horse and then getting stuck without a ride in hell.
133. Eating a poisoned horse's meat because your so hungry.
134. Eating a poisoned guy's vomit because your so hungry.
135. Throwing yourself into hell's pits of damnation.
Monster Fact of the Day: Tarrasque
Tarrasque's have a magical regeneration and are able to reflect spells back at its enemies
Praise Jeff with Your Hole Heart and Soul with the Sign of
DoomJOY to Come!!!!!136. Sleeping inside some fenced pigs. Those are passive until they smell you as a free food.... uppps !!
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
137.) Trying to tame a tarrasque.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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Not trusting a flumph.
#139: Diving into a pool of water that the DM describes as "glowing with an unnatural light."
#140: Challenging your party barbarian to melee PvP as a wizard. At level three.
Tank, submarine, plane, and D&D nerd. I'm just here for the forum games and maybe some D&D every once in a while.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.-John 3:16
141. Casting fireball in a 10ft wide tavern
142. Leaping into the mouth of a tarrasque to save your friend... As a level 1 wizard with a con score of 1
143. Enraging a living greataxe
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
144- kill the tarrasque, its corpse falls on you…
Average person.
I play D&D
In case you don’t know what D&D is : Not a rickroll
It wasn’t a rickroll…
145.) Anger the bloodthirsty baby dragon as a level 3 wizard.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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146. Letting a level twenty cleric start an 1,100 year god war
Yelo! I’m Selia or Sel or some variation on that. Pronouns? Just not she/her, please.
I’m an artist and a nerd. I’ll draw stuff for y’all purely because I have nothing better to do.
Is art
147. Playing in one of my campaigns
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
148Kissing a mind flayer
If your eyes tell you what your seeing how do you know there not lying?
149 going to bed with a hag totally successfully disguised in a sexy maiden
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
150: It's a completely normal chest, I assure you!
151: Rejecting a Succubus.
152: Not rejecting a Succubus.
153: Thinking that a Death Kiss doesn't sound too bad and going off to kill one as a level 3 warlock.
154: As a chaotic evil servant of a demon lord, mistaking a Deva for a Diva.
Developing a new thread, will not post on anything til then.
155.) Making a pact with the father of a succubus to show him your skills so that you may receive his blessing to take her hand in marriage, but failing miserably to impress him.
Hi there! My name's Elk. I'm NoiSilverheart's doppelgänger. I'm a demiromantic, socially awkward Okie who may or may not be a pyromaniac. *random confetti blast*
I'm a warlock of the ArchCrone, my patron is TheFriendlyArchfey. Was Nicknamed AchatesCervus8337 by VitusW. Given the titles "Swashbuckling Scorcher", "The Unpredictable Jedi", "Burning Fury of the Ancients", and "Combustion Knight" by DrummerBoyDragonSlayer.
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156. Playing a campaign with me with the first section being, "What to do when a TPK happens."
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Nonbinary Female, 1/3 human, 1/3 feline, 1/3 dragon
Mentally and emotionally unstable, anorexic, autism, ADHD, anger issues
157. Following the scent of cooking food in a blizzard.
158. "It's a normal rock, I promise."
Developing a new thread, will not post on anything til then.
159. In your first appearance on the campaign you decide to perform an awesome falling from a hill to the tavern roof (( as if you were the Assassin's Creed character ))
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk