162. Failing 3 dexterity saves while plummeting off a 50 foot tall castle wall.
163. Challenge a Bard to a battle of the bands. Good Luck!
164. You just called a NPC with lycanthropy a furry.
165. You and your party are in a library fighting against some cultists. Attempting to separate your party from the enemies, the wizard decides to cast Fireball at the ceiling to collapse it. He shoots a fireball at the ceiling. The ceiling everyone, including your party, is standing under. While in a library. A very dusty library. Filled with highly flammable books.......
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"Rules are meant to be broken. Like buildings. Or people!"
Hello, I'm Aidan! Your friendly neighborhood CN druid and/or other characters I play. I have a pet pseduodragon/homonculus named Bee who sounds exactly like Chloe Price for unknown reasons and a crippling arson addiction! Working on making new character and practicing DMing.
Youtube channel is Aidantalksfandom, where I talk nerdy sh!t and do lets plays.
Putting a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding inside a Bag of Holding.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
Step 1: Create a character that somehow has 700 HP
Step 2: Brag to the DM you can't die right before the BBEG fight.
Step 3: Die to the BBEG who is a blatant rip off of Darth Vader and used a force choke that deals 1d6 then 2d6 then 4d6 then 8d6 then 16d6 then 32d6 and die at 128d6
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Hello There. I am a worldbuilder and proud DM that is creating a huge world called Eldredom. I'm pouring many hours into it and I may make some things later...
171.) replacing healing word with prayer of healing without noticing the 1 minute casting time.
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I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
173. Tell your DM about your broken build the night before session one
174. Insult the DM on a personal level
175. Exist as a level 1 wizard
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180: Ask the DM for snacks during their monologue.
181: Talk to the DM while they are monologuing.
182: Interrupting the DM.
183: Trying to get Orcus to make a joke.
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─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═───── From the void’s cold embrace I rise— swift as shadows, silent as the endless night. Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory; a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost. I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor, an echo of power that no silence can contain. Glory is the path, mercy the crown— I am the storm the void whispers of. ───────═╡ ╞═────────
191: a gelatinous cube does seduce you and moves onto the next base.
192: laughing at a mind flayer cuz it looks like the kalamari you ate yesterday. (not a good idea- had to make an ENTIRELY NEW character)
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─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═───── From the void’s cold embrace I rise— swift as shadows, silent as the endless night. Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory; a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost. I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor, an echo of power that no silence can contain. Glory is the path, mercy the crown— I am the storm the void whispers of. ───────═╡ ╞═────────
193. Casting fireball at a wall, but it is made of fire. And on the other side there is a deflector which sends the fireball right back into your heart.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═───── From the void’s cold embrace I rise— swift as shadows, silent as the endless night. Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory; a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost. I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor, an echo of power that no silence can contain. Glory is the path, mercy the crown— I am the storm the void whispers of. ───────═╡ ╞═────────
160. Trying to take the treasure that “nothing” is guarding… rriiiiightttt???
Avocado 🥑
(I like potatoes)
161. Playing poker with a deck of many things.
162. Failing 3 dexterity saves while plummeting off a 50 foot tall castle wall.
163. Challenge a Bard to a battle of the bands. Good Luck!
164. You just called a NPC with lycanthropy a furry.
165. You and your party are in a library fighting against some cultists. Attempting to separate your party from the enemies, the wizard decides to cast Fireball at the ceiling to collapse it. He shoots a fireball at the ceiling. The ceiling everyone, including your party, is standing under. While in a library. A very dusty library. Filled with highly flammable books.......
"Rules are meant to be broken. Like buildings. Or people!"
Hello, I'm Aidan! Your friendly neighborhood CN druid and/or other characters I play. I have a pet pseduodragon/homonculus named Bee who sounds exactly like Chloe Price for unknown reasons and a crippling arson addiction! Working on making new character and practicing DMing.
Youtube channel is Aidantalksfandom, where I talk nerdy sh!t and do lets plays.
NO. 166.
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Hiya, there! I'm Gonzalo2, but you can just call me Gonz! (Don't ask about what happened to Gonzalo1.) I'm just an ADHD theater nerd who has too much time on my hands and too little sleep! I'm usually at Camp Half-Blood, which I moderate, and have seventeen characters on. Like I said, too much time on my hands, too little sleep.
DON'T TRUST SALEM AND NANER! I'M ON THE MOST!!!
Camp Half-Blood Archives
No. 167
Step 1: Create a character that somehow has 700 HP
Step 2: Brag to the DM you can't die right before the BBEG fight.
Step 3: Die to the BBEG who is a blatant rip off of Darth Vader and used a force choke that deals 1d6 then 2d6 then 4d6 then 8d6 then 16d6 then 32d6 and die at 128d6
Hello There. I am a worldbuilder and proud DM that is creating a huge world called Eldredom. I'm pouring many hours into it and I may make some things later...
N. 168.
Step 1: Be an Artificier ( Plasmoid ) and delve into a random cave.
Step 2: Fail on a random perception check, just to be instantly after that fail, be eated by an Ooze.
Dumb ways to dieeeeee.... duuuuuummb ways to di-i-eeeeeeeeee......
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
169. attack the dm
170. cast Vicious Mockery on the king
Owen is here. enjoy my favorite game. I like DND. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
171.) replacing healing word with prayer of healing without noticing the 1 minute casting time.
I'm just your everyday dungeon master. Ignore that jar full of souls. And those bones in the corner are just props, don't worry. I'm definitely NOT a lich. Definitely.
Yes, I like beholders. Yes, I curated an exquisite personality for commoner #2864. Yes, my catchphrase is "are you sure?"
.-. .- -. -.. --- -- / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . .-.-.-
172. go to a god's altar and offend him/her heavily.
Owen is here. enjoy my favorite game. I like DND. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
173. Tell your DM about your broken build the night before session one
174. Insult the DM on a personal level
175. Exist as a level 1 wizard
Hello There. I am a worldbuilder and proud DM that is creating a huge world called Eldredom. I'm pouring many hours into it and I may make some things later...
Be a lvl 4 wizard and fall on a mull made of Dragon's poo.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
177. have a powerful/broken build
178. cheat and get caught
Owen is here. enjoy my favorite game. I like DND. PM ME THE WORD TOMATO.
179: Mock the DM
180: Ask the DM for snacks during their monologue.
181: Talk to the DM while they are monologuing.
182: Interrupting the DM.
183: Trying to get Orcus to make a joke.
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═─────
From the void’s cold embrace I rise—
swift as shadows, silent as the endless night.
Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory;
a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost.
I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor,
an echo of power that no silence can contain.
Glory is the path, mercy the crown—
I am the storm the void whispers of.
───────═╡ ╞═────────
184: Angering the Dm
185: Picking left instead of right
186: Fighting a flying missile armed invisible flaming tarrasque at lvl 1
Hey! I make (what I believe to be, could use some feedback) good homebrew!
Click here!
Please tell me what you think!
187: getting flung around in the air by a mindflayer after attempting to rush it
188: ripping off your arms while trying to deadlift an activated immovable rod
189: attempting to seduce a gelatinous cube
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
190: a gelatinous cube attempts to seduce you
191: a gelatinous cube does seduce you and moves onto the next base.
192: laughing at a mind flayer cuz it looks like the kalamari you ate yesterday. (not a good idea- had to make an ENTIRELY NEW character)
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═─────
From the void’s cold embrace I rise—
swift as shadows, silent as the endless night.
Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory;
a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost.
I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor,
an echo of power that no silence can contain.
Glory is the path, mercy the crown—
I am the storm the void whispers of.
───────═╡ ╞═────────
193. Casting fireball at a wall, but it is made of fire. And on the other side there is a deflector which sends the fireball right back into your heart.
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
194: discovering something that doesn’t exist
195: giving a tarrasque a shower
I make stuff that i want to make, i don’t like being told my ideas are stupid
Long live Grandpa Nurgle, bringer of gifts
Long live Gork and Mork, the cunning but brutal and brutal but cunning
196: A tarrasque gives you a shower
─────═╡ 𝐋𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐜𝐲 ╞═─────
From the void’s cold embrace I rise—
swift as shadows, silent as the endless night.
Mercy is my blade, mercy is my glory;
a light in darkness, a reckoning for the lost.
I move faster than fate, carrying the weight of mercy and honor,
an echo of power that no silence can contain.
Glory is the path, mercy the crown—
I am the storm the void whispers of.
───────═╡ ╞═────────
Go within 5ft of a random chest that is chained down in the exact middle of a room.
You’ll meet three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can’t.
198. Be that one guy who constantly finds loopholes and the DM nerfs you