your beholder pet is a person who beholds r/normiememes all day & night, and never lets you use your computer.
I wish for eternal youth
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
You are stalked by an obsessive monster that creeps up behind you and croons in your ear whenever you see someone that you want to love you, putting them off for life. It loves you but no-one else will. It also uses an antipathy spell to help this along.
I wish for new devoted new recruits to the Cult of Grammar.
you get stones. big yikes
I wish for a fish
“I will take responsibility for what I have done. [...] If must fall, I will rise each time a better man.” ― Brandon Sanderson, Oathbringer.
A shark eats you
i wish for no COVID
so the name changes to 91divoc instead
I wish for a beholder pet because why not
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
your beholder pet is a person who beholds r/normiememes all day & night, and never lets you use your computer.
I wish for eternal youth
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime. Oh, and it would be nice if you gave him a fishing rod.
-Trevor Noah
Current character: Daceth dococeth, moon blessed.
You become a 10 year old forever, always underestimated and never allowed on any rides because you are too short.
i wish for a ban hammer to hit sedge and bacon on the head and end the cult wars on adohands kitchen
as a biased person, I can't twist this wish.
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
And just like that.....iExist killed Mystra, the goddess of magic. You just broke the Twist the Wish chain, congratulations.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
I feel proud of myself
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
No, you don't. You only possess a common skill of greed.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
I can.
Yooooouuur wiiiisssshhh haaasssss beeeeeen graaaannnnteeeed. Everyone gets banned. Everyone. The cult of sedge beaon and literally everyone else too. Everyone's banned from d&d beyond.
I wish for the ability to destroy all life in existance with the snap of a finger.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Well done! Unfortunately "existance" is a small uninhabited demiplane on Faerun so no-one dies.
I wish for everyone on who uses this website to turn into SPaG freaks who don't misspell their posts.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Conceded, You experience an assemblage of morphology anomalous who are unable to utilize rudimentary terms (please help me)
My desire is to terminate my ability to letter like this.
Your wish has been granted. You can no longer write ergo no letters like this.
I wish for a golden sword.
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
it falls on your head.
I wish for infinite money
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Hyperinflation occurs, and breaks the worldwide economy. Your money is now worthless:)
I don't waaaaant a pickle, I just *wish* to ride on your moooo-torcycle.
Hi there! I'm a Christian musician based in Canada :)
The motorcycle goes out of control and crashes, putting you in the ICU
I wish for love
You are stalked by an obsessive monster that creeps up behind you and croons in your ear whenever you see someone that you want to love you, putting them off for life. It loves you but no-one else will. It also uses an antipathy spell to help this along.
I wish for new devoted new recruits to the Cult of Grammar.
Chilling kinda vibe.
but then they get there and decide that they don't really want to be there
I wish for the Spanish inquisition to be allowed to exist
ni! (that's a link, click it).
I like spell points.
Please ignore my old homebrew, and for the love of every god out there don't use it.
I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
It is allowed to exist but only as a figurehead for the plans of the Cult of Grammar.
I wish to put an end to cult battles on this thread. (Yes I do know that I started it.)
Chilling kinda vibe.
They are not cult battles anymore, they are clubs now.
I wish for the abiility to shape shift into anything, and/or anyone I want.
Current game- Pelegos: Singularity
Game world- Thad'thra, homebrew
Role- DM
Players- Maro: Light Cleric, Rivqah: Feind Warlock, Kortek: Artillerist Artificer
Plot: Uncover a conspiracy and truth behind the Dragon, Blasphemy, and the light of the kingdom that was stollen. Drenching Baranara into shadow.