Congratulations! You are the reason Mars implodes, and are murdered by scientists for letting the good research go to waste.
I wish for Mars back to normal
The definition of normal becomes infested with teleporting tarrasques with the ability to go to Earth. This is your fault the world died.
I wish for Mars to return to its pre-wish state.
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I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it. Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks. MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Grandted. A beef patty hamburger is placed infront of you. It is delicious.
I wish to meet the Queen
Granted. You meet the queen of dragons and are consumed post-haste
I wish to know the identity of any who wish me harm
Granted. You a mirror that shows a shadow of those willing to harm you, however you are now blind by seeing the truth.
I wish for a date with a goddess
Granted. It's the goddess of ugliness.
I wish for a thing that harms me in any way, upsets me, or would cause me to be upset if I knew that it happened.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Granted. You are now bankrupt due to Identity Fraud and all of your assets have been sold in the black market.
I wish for a good joke
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. A Beer And A Mop!
I wish for some random inmate to start laughing
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It is your father's definition of a good joke.
I wish for a thing that does not harm me in any way, upsets me, or would cause me to be upset if I knew that it happened.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
2020 happens again, but you have no emotions at all. You feel nothing as everyone around you suffers and dies.
I wish for a boyfriend who is loyal, kind, and helpful.
Noob to tabletops
Granted. The inmate laughs out of psychosis as he attacks you
I wish to become a lord
Make sure these three people never meet each other
of nothing
I wish for people to check if someone else posted a twist before doing their own
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o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Granted. People check but either Bad WiFi or Apathy sets in. Nothing changes to drastically.
I wish for a private library
Granted! It is so private that no one, not even you, can get in.
I wish for nothing
granted.
i wish to be able to leave the private library.
I am a conjurer, but the only thing I can summon is disappointment
Status: schools started, so weekday posting is limited.
I'm a member of the "oops I accidentally destroyed someone's brain cult"
I might be losing it at the rate of the heat death of the universe.
Extended Sig
Granted. You die and your spirit is able to leave the room
I wish for an exotic pet
Granted! How about... a hangry baby tarrasque!
I wish for a real jewel
Granted. You get a jewel that's cursed to slowly suck out your soul and trap you in a hellscape for eternity.
I wish for a large library to be attached to my home.
Noob to tabletops
you have a large library attached to your home. Inside the library, this song plays nonstop.
I wish for mars to turn into a giant marshmallow covered in tree bark, and also the giant marshmallow should be filled with water. Lots of it.
If your asking why I'm making this wish, don't. I'm just as confused as you are. .
"We are what we repeatedy do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle.
The classy class clown passes cracked black brass glasses in class.
(try saying that really fast.)
Congratulations! You are the reason Mars implodes, and are murdered by scientists for letting the good research go to waste.
I wish for Mars back to normal
The definition of normal becomes infested with teleporting tarrasques with the ability to go to Earth. This is your fault the world died.
I wish for Mars to return to its pre-wish state.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.
Granted. The whole universe was created by a wish. Mars does not exist.
I wish for a random thing that does not harm me in any way, upset me, or would cause me to be upset if I knew that it happened.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)