Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
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Wish granted, someone named Everything just became perfect.
I wish for a fully functional life size X-wing starfighter.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted the X-Wing's security system is still in place through and so any attempt to polit it will result in it self-destructing
I wish for the answer to life the universe and everything
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Granted, it's 42.
I wish to go back in time 5 years.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You appear a few hundred feet off the ground. Should not have wished for this on a tall building.
I wish for people to only eat healthy foods.
He/Him
Threads: Cult of Chaos, The Supreme Court of Sauce.
The First Archpriest of The Supreme Court of Sauce (now just a priest)
First member of the Chaos Council.
Click here if you are cool
Granted, people only eat healthy foods. The rate of mortality from malnourishment is down, but the rate of mortality from starvation is up and happiness has never been so low.
I wish to be able to cast feather fall whenever I want.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You can now. But the trigger is you breathing. You float into the sky, weightless, only able to fall if you stop breathing.
I wish for another eye.
He/Him
Threads: Cult of Chaos, The Supreme Court of Sauce.
The First Archpriest of The Supreme Court of Sauce (now just a priest)
First member of the Chaos Council.
Click here if you are cool
Granted, you get another eye -- on your belly.
I wish to be incredibly strong.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Your arms triple in size. you cannot move anymore.
I wish for dice.
He/Him
Threads: Cult of Chaos, The Supreme Court of Sauce.
The First Archpriest of The Supreme Court of Sauce (now just a priest)
First member of the Chaos Council.
Click here if you are cool
4
Granted, but you always have disadvantage
I wish to be able to bring my OC's to life
Just another extradimensional, reality-warping guy
He/Him
*smacks table* DRAGONS
"You are only given a spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." -Robin Williams
Head of comms of the "oops, i accidently destroyed someone's brain" cult here is our terms It's completely safe*
* note, the OIADSB Cult is not responsible for any loss of limb, soul, or sanity
Ammus Qelunax - White Dragonborn Ranger (Drakewarden) | Dernis Zorqrin - Black Dragonborn Ranger
Granted, but they will always want to kill you.
I wish to have the motivation to finish a story.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, It ends up being the worse story ever written and you are slaughtered by an angry mob,
I wish for a sandwich.
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted, you get an earth sandwich.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You wish for nothing, so you dissolve into nothingness.
I wish for a normal wish.
hard to explain
Granted, that was the normal wish.
I wish to no longer be nothing.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, you are now a slab of concrete. It isn’t nothing.
i can roll nat 1s on command
my homebrew thingies
Magic Items - Monsters - Subclasses
Granted,
I wish to be permanently transformed into an ancient bronze dragon.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, You are transformed into a dragon , however maybe you shouldn't have wished this in a small mineshaft.
I wish I had a Bag of Holding
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted, you get a bag of holding. When you see inside, you realize that it's filled to the brim with active immovable rods.
I wish to have a rod of lordly might.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Granted, the rod also come with a fully grown Tarrasque to guard it.
I wish for a duck
Crusher of Cranium in the "oops, i accidentally destroyed someones brain" cult.
I sell bamboozle insurance
Granted, but first you have this ingrained into your brain:
The last day on Earth was a beautiful day, or it was according to the ducks which sat on the Lake Barodi, which was named after Captain Barodi IV, a ship captain whose ship, the Kingston Crawler II, sank on its first day on a sea named the Sea of Calm, so called because one could sit on its banks for years on end and never see a violent storm, and yet Captain Barodi did sink the Kingston Crawler II on the 19th of October, XX18, the exact day one century ago from the last day on Earth, which was in fact a very grim day indeed, for the word of ducks is never to be trusted, not even when your cousin Oliver, who claims to trust ducks very much, invites you to his home for dinner with ducks, and it is not until you have stepped inside the address he sent you and the door has closed behind you that you realize that you in fact do not have a cousin named Oliver, and you attempt to open the door to escape the uncountable number of ducks surging at you, but find that there are only ducks on the other side of the door before waking up in your own bed on the last day on Earth, which is the day when all life on the planet will end, simply going to show that no matter what, you cannot trust ducks. (This was all one sentence)
I wish for immunity to poison damage.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXIX?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature